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Poll: Best Insults and Mockeries by Ace Ventura

A poll by borimor.
In 2024 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) celebrates 30 years. The movie is still one of the funniest and most quotable movies of all time.

Jim Carrey's iconic performance as the eccentric detective is unforgettable. Ace Ventura is known for his quick wit and zany humor, often delivering memorable lines and funny insults.

Which insult from this list do you think is the funniest?

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    Jim Carrey and John Capodice in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    [Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura]

    Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

    [everyone laughs]

    Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's D##K, and became insanely jealous.

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    Jim Carrey and Sean Young in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

    Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking.

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    Jim Carrey and Mark Margolis in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.

    Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

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    Jim Carrey and Courteney Cox in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

    Ace Ventura: Yeah? And you're ugly.

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    Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    [doorman answers the door]

    Ace Ventura: Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!

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    Jim Carrey and Sean Young in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    [Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching]

    Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday.

    Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?

    Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

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    Jim Carrey and Sean Young in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.

    Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.

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    Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

    Ace Ventura: Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you, Sir, and may I congratulate you on all your success... you smell TERRIFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

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