Worst Films of 2014
These films where sh*t this year
1.Worst Achievement: "United Passions"
2.Worst Picture: "United Passions"
R/U: "The Pyramid"
3. Worst Director - Kirk Cameron "Saving Christmas"
4.Worst Cinematography: "The Pyramid"
5.Worst Original Score: "Saving Christmas"
6.Worst Visual Effects: "Drive Hard"
R/U:"Android Cop"
7.Worst Costume Design: "United Passions"
8.Worst Film Editing: "Saving Christmas"
9.Worst Production Design: "Saving Christmas"
10.Worst Sound Editing: "Saving Christmas"
11.Worst Sound Mixing: "Saving Christmas"
12.Worst Makeup: "Gods Not Dead"
13. Worst Actor in a Leading Role - Kirk Cameron "Saving Christmas" R/U: Shane Harper "Gods Not Dead"
14. Worst Actress in a Leading Role - Ashley Hinshaw "The Pyramid"
15. Worst Actor in a Supporting Role - Sam Neil "United Passions
R/U: Gerard Depardieu "United Passions" Tim Roth "United Passions,
16. Worst Actress in a Supporting Role - Cameron Diaz "Annie"
R/U:Cameron Diaz "Sex Tape"
17. Worst Ensemble - "United Passions"
R/U: "Sex Tape"
18. Worst Original Screenplay - Frédéric Auburtin, Jean-Paul Delfino "United Passions"
19.Worst Adapted Screenplay - Jerry B. Jenkins,Tim LaHaye, Paul Lalonde,John Patus "Left Behind"
20. Worst Animated Feature - The Nut Job
Saving Christmas 7
United Passions 6
1.Worst Achievement: "United Passions"
2.Worst Picture: "United Passions"
R/U: "The Pyramid"
3. Worst Director - Kirk Cameron "Saving Christmas"
4.Worst Cinematography: "The Pyramid"
5.Worst Original Score: "Saving Christmas"
6.Worst Visual Effects: "Drive Hard"
R/U:"Android Cop"
7.Worst Costume Design: "United Passions"
8.Worst Film Editing: "Saving Christmas"
9.Worst Production Design: "Saving Christmas"
10.Worst Sound Editing: "Saving Christmas"
11.Worst Sound Mixing: "Saving Christmas"
12.Worst Makeup: "Gods Not Dead"
13. Worst Actor in a Leading Role - Kirk Cameron "Saving Christmas" R/U: Shane Harper "Gods Not Dead"
14. Worst Actress in a Leading Role - Ashley Hinshaw "The Pyramid"
15. Worst Actor in a Supporting Role - Sam Neil "United Passions
R/U: Gerard Depardieu "United Passions" Tim Roth "United Passions,
16. Worst Actress in a Supporting Role - Cameron Diaz "Annie"
R/U:Cameron Diaz "Sex Tape"
17. Worst Ensemble - "United Passions"
R/U: "Sex Tape"
18. Worst Original Screenplay - Frédéric Auburtin, Jean-Paul Delfino "United Passions"
19.Worst Adapted Screenplay - Jerry B. Jenkins,Tim LaHaye, Paul Lalonde,John Patus "Left Behind"
20. Worst Animated Feature - The Nut Job
Saving Christmas 7
United Passions 6
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- DirectorFrédéric AuburtinStarsGérard DepardieuSam NeillTim RothFollows the passing of the FIFA baton through three association presidents: Jules Rimet, Joao Havelange, and Sepp Blatter.0
What is worse then propaganda and trash found footage horror films? A film so f*king broken and garbage that it has no f*king redeemable qualities. A film so insulting to its audience literally less then every two minutes text comes on screen to tell you what year it is. This film has the worst box office opening weekend ever, 607 dollars! I am not sh!tting you. That comes to no surprise at it is a f*king sports film about the f*king managers of f*king FIFA! You realize how much of a f*king terrible disaster of a idea that is. The Dialog in this film is literally the worst I have ever heard in my god damn life. It at one point becomes so boring and mind numbing it becomes nearly impossible to understand what is going on. There are three lead characters in this film and it take place over 110 years. In 110 minutes. There is better pacing in p0rn. That has to be a recording setting awful pacing. yet this film feels like it took 100 years to watch. Every actor did this for the large paycheck. The fact this film took 25 million to make disgusts me. There is stock footage used in this movie. They couldn't even try to be original! This film is like going to a f*king board meeting where you get f*king rapped. Except a board meeting goes by faster. This mother f*ker would not end. It just kept going. There were like two f*king funerals in this movie. My GOD! There was enough crap to make into a 8 hour miniseries (AWFUL IDEA) yet they did it in 110 minutes! That is baffling. This movie isn't worth watching as so bad its good. Its just sh*t. Which is probably a comliment compared to this basterdization of f*king FIFA stroke there Ego in this poorly made bomb. Words can describe this incomprehensible F*KING SH*T FEST ABORTION. THIS IS THE CANCER OF CINEMA! - DirectorGrégory LevasseurStarsAshley HinshawJames BuckleyDenis O'HareAn archaeological team attempts to unlock the secrets of a lost pyramid only to find themselves hunted by an insidious creature.0.0
The most pain I felt this year watching something. This is the worst found footage film I have ever seen. I was truely shocked by how pure sh*t this f*king movie was. Honestly this is one of the worst horror films ever made. Imagine this a f*king movie taking place inside a pyramid. Whats your first thought the monster would be. Yeah a f*king mummy. Its not. Not even close. How about a giant f*king black pharoah cat. It's truely a piece of sh*t to see. This film is poorly made chase film that from the minute one does not make sense. The f*king plot holes in this movie I could stick my f*king d*k through and crawl inside of. They are massive. Entire scenes don't make any sense and fall apart one after the other. The ending is the same as all found footage films. I've seen some bad found footage films. Chernobyl Diaries and even As Above so Below, but this takes the f*king cake as the worst of them all. This is pure trash. No characters to care about, ridiculous horse f*king sh*t god f*king awful,a f*king plot that no one could ever give two f*king t!ts about. The only thing scary about this movie is the fact that this movie got 17 million at the f*king box office! Yet some of the best films of the year barely made 15 million. F*k the Hollywood system. - DirectorDarren DoaneStarsKirk CameronDarren DoaneBridgette CameronHis annual Christmas party faltering thanks to his cynical brother-in-law, former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron attempts to save the day by showing him that Jesus Christ remains a crucial component of the over-commercialized holiday..0.0
The bottom three all could of been my number one as they all scored my lowest possible number, a f*king goose egg. Lets begin with another Propaganda film, by Kirk Cameron. I already plan on doing a hour review of this so I'll keep it short. On a technical aspect this film fails on every level. On a story aspect, there is none. The acting is truely unbelievable, the script is made up of uneducated lies. Its not only bad, its not even entertaining. there's a reason it has a zero on Rotten Tomatoes. Setting myself on fire would be more enjoyable. This is just watching Kirk Cameron Jerk off to the f*king bible on screen. What Kirk does is exploit religion for personal gain. Now that is f*king disgusting. - DirectorBen DemareeStarsAdrian PaulJhey CastlesGeorgina BeedleMount Vesuvius erupts when a family visits Pompeii. The daughter uses her skill and her father his ability, in order to escape the disaster.0.1
Whats worse that propaganda? how about a terrible mockbuster. This film looks like something I could make with a backlot and few rocks. It was so cheaply put together I could not believe it. They show the volcano once in a heap of CGI sh*t. there aren't even characters in this movie. Its just bad. So bad it looses its laughableness. - DirectorHarold CronkStarsShane HarperKevin SorboDavid A.R. WhiteCollege philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.0.25
Putting personal beliefs aside. This film is wrong. It's horrible propaganda that is pure f*king torture. A film so fundementally bad that it made me question this world for three days after. A film so bad, I could not edit the review of this abomination. This is the movie that I would call pure trash. The acting is over the top, the plot is total ludicrous and not based in any reality I live in. Everyone who is not a christian is a monster. Which makes me hate f*king everybody in this cheesy ass f*k fest of f*king priest f*king jerking off on f*king screen. F*k this movie. F*k gods not dead and it's horrible piece of sh*t messages, luckily they're making a f*king sequel! F*k off! MOTHER F*KER eat sh*t and Die creators of this cancer. - DirectorWill GluckStarsQuvenzhané WallisCameron DiazJamie FoxxA foster kid who lives with her mean foster mom sees her life change when business tycoon and New York City mayoral candidate Will Stacks makes a thinly-veiled campaign move and takes her in.0.25
I don't hate musicals, I just believe they are hard to do right. The little girl who did Annie was trying her best, along with Jamie Fox, that is all that saved this film from my lowest score. This is not one of them. For a long time this was my number one. But as time went on I saw worse. It took me three sittings to get through this movie. Where do I even begin? how about with the entire idea that f*king Annie is now taking place in 21st century. Or the fact there is no chemistry between actors. The plot is horrible along with the writing. On a technical level every song is sung with auto tune so they all sound like robots. The choreography for the dancing is super lazy as well. Why dance when you can stand still and move your f*king arms. The worst thing about this movie was Cameron Diaz. Her acting was so over the top and ridiculous that it took me out of this movie several times. - DirectorJake KasdanStarsJason SegelCameron DiazRob CorddryA married couple wake up to discover that the sex tape they made the evening before has gone missing, leading to a frantic search for its whereabouts.0.4
There is no f*king sex tape in this movie. its a gigantic ad for Ipad. It's entire plot falls apart if you have even empty space between your ears. Cameron Diaz what the hell are you doing with your life? The film has some of the worst twist in comedy ever. EVER. This film has a good idea again, but my god what the f*k was the director on. there are entire sequences that could of been cut from this film. - DirectorVic ArmstrongStarsNicolas CageLea ThompsonCassi ThomsonA small group of survivors is left behind after millions of people suddenly vanish and the world is plunged into chaos and destruction.0.4
Nicholas cage has been in bad movies but when he doesn't want to be there you know this movie is bad. The film is a f*king disaster. It's f*king nicholas Cage on a Airplane! People keep disappearing, the raptours! Ahhhh! It's F*king horrendous. Every f*king second is just painful. Nicholas Cage I know castle are cool but your f*king career is f*king dead. - DirectorAkiva GoldsmanStarsColin FarrellJessica Brown FindlayRussell CroweA burglar falls for an heiress as she dies in his arms. When he learns that he has the gift of reincarnation, he sets out to save her.0.4
From the writer who wrote Batman and Robin, and the actor of the Fresh Prince of Bell Air bring you this long, awful nearly unbearable movie. Its a fantasty film that jumps off a cliff with multiple timelines. Unbearable. Nothing makes sense, everything is sh*t. Horrible script. There is originality and then there is insanity. - DirectorStiles WhiteStarsOlivia CookeAna CotoDaren KagasoffA group of friends must confront their most terrifying fears when they awaken the dark powers of an ancient spirit board.0.6
A painfully slow horror film. that no one wanted to see. How about a teen drama disguised as a slow awful piece of sh*. Only horror being it was made. - DirectorBrian Trenchard-SmithStarsJohn CusackThomas JaneZoe VentouraA former race car driver is abducted by a mysterious thief and forced to be the wheel-man for a crime that puts them both in the sights of the cops and the mob.0.52
This movie was hilarious. I laughed so hard. It was shocking levels of bad. It had some of the worst action I have ever laid my F*king eyes on. It was like a knife through my f*king neck. Like someone said scene and cut after these shots were done. The police car in this movie has f*king stickers on the side of it that said police. Thats the best they f*king got? - DirectorTyler PerryStarsNia LongWendi McLendon-CoveyAmy SmartWhen five struggling single moms put aside their differences to form a support group, they find inspiration and laughter in their new sisterhood, and help each other overcome the obstacles that stand in their way.0.65
Who keeps hiring Tyler Perry? After this movie it makes me wonder. Forgettable, dull, bad, what more do I need to say but this is one of the worst directed films I've ever seen it becomes confusing. - DirectorZach LipovskyStarsDylan PostlStephanie BennettAndrew DunbarNot related to the previous Leprechaun films. Two young couples backpacking through Ireland discover that one of Ireland's most famous legends is a terrifying reality.0.67
How about a cash grab sequel to a franchise known for bad films, and this one has nothing to do with any of them? The monster is rarely scene and when it is, it's hilarious. - DirectorBen FalconeStarsMelissa McCarthySusan SarandonKathy BatesAfter getting fired and finding out that her husband is cheating, Tammy hits the road with her profane, alcoholic grandmother.0.9
Melissa McCarthy attempts to act in a near plot less disaster that was Tammy. Not funny, mean spirited and a total failure on every level. Way Way to long. - DirectorMark AtkinsStarsMichael Jai WhiteKadeem HardisonRandy WayneIn the year 2045, a L.A.P.D. detective and his new Android partner enter the Zone, which is a forbidden section of the city plagued with an unknown disease. Together, they discover the reason everyone is sick, and try to stop the illness.1
A failure on every technical level but it became so enjoyably bad that I began to love it. Of course its not a good movie, or even a bad would be a compliment but its so enjoyably terrible you can't help but smile at this cash grab gone wrong. Really wrong. - DirectorNick CassavetesStarsCameron DiazLeslie MannKate UptonAfter discovering that her boyfriend is married, Carly meets the wife he's been betraying; when yet another affair is discovered, all three women team up to plot revenge on the three-timing S.O.B.0.9
Wow this is one of the most unfunny ridiculous movies I have ever seen. I don't need to waste my time lets move on to more interesting films. - DirectorKevin SmithStarsJustin LongMichael ParksHaley Joel OsmentA brash and arrogant podcaster gets more than he bargained for when he travels to Canada to interview a mysterious recluse... who has a rather disturbing fondness for walruses.1.35
A promising first 40 minutes, but the pacing of this film was such a rapid fire and unfocused mess it began to fall apart. Immediately when the detective comes on scene the film becomes a unbearable f* nightmare. Kevin Smith what happened? Top if off with poorly written and awful characters and you have this latest abortion of cinema. - DirectorRenny HarlinStarsKellan LutzGaia WeissScott AdkinsThe origin story of the mythical Greek hero. Betrayed by his stepfather, the King, and exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom.1.4
The green effects should sum up this movie alone. A absolute travesty to anything about greek mythology. This movie was so bad that the Bret Ranter version of Hercules that came out the same year looked like f* Ben Hur - DirectorZack ParkerStarsAlexa HavinsJoe SwanbergKristina KlebeThe life of three parents who have all shared the loss of a child. Motives are not what they seem and sanity is in short supply in this thriller.1.45
A shockingly terrible horror film with like 6 endings. About a hour too long. A movie with such horrible twist you never see them coming because they are so terrible. - DirectorStuart BeattieStarsAaron EckhartBill NighyMiranda OttoFrankenstein's creature finds himself caught in an all-out, centuries-old war between two immortal clans.1.6
How about a really boring film, with a really boring villain. No attempt to make it anything more that medicore. A horrible performance by Aaron Eckhart tops off this snooze fest disaster. - DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollDermot O'NeillEilish O'CarrollA company tries to shut down Mrs Brown's fruit and veg stall. They can feck off.1.6
Ever want to see what would happen if miss Doubt fire was drunk monster? Here you go in this dated, ridiculously unfunny movie that is so bad at some points it became funny. This film is also a manipulative film that tricks you into liking it. DO NOT FALL FOR IT's Lies. - DirectorJohn R. LeonettiStarsWard HortonAnnabelle WallisAlfre WoodardA couple begins to experience terrifying supernatural occurrences involving a vintage doll shortly after their home is invaded by satanic cultists.1.65
How about a terrible sequel to the conjuring. How about not? This film has two of the worst lead performances I have ever seen in a theatrical film. - DirectorJohn Erick DowdleStarsPerdita WeeksBen FeldmanEdwin HodgeWhen a team of explorers venture into the catacombs that lie beneath the streets of Paris, they uncover the dark secret that lies within this city of the dead.1.7
Well here we are again with a failed found footage film. How about a incredibly non scary movie. Forgettable and just really bad. - DirectorSpike LeeStarsStephen Tyrone WilliamsZaraah AbrahamsRami MalekAn anthropologist awakes with a thirst for blood after an assistant stabs him with a cursed dagger.1.8
Spike lee... mother f*ker. Dont start your f*king movie with a guy break dancing for 4 minutes straight. Yeah no joke. That is how it begins. Has Spike Lee lost his f*king mind? He thought this was a good idea. A horrible plot, with ridiclous dialog. This was made with a kickstarter apparently, my f*king god give them there money back. This is just awful. Its a horror film about black vampires that feels like a blaxplotation film. not to forget the wonderful sex scenes. Oh he's not a vampire, he gets stabbed by a dagger that makes him invincible. this movie has the - DirectorMichael BayStarsMark WahlbergNicola Peltz BeckhamJack ReynorWhen humanity allies with a bounty hunter in pursuit of Optimus Prime, the Autobots turn to a mechanic and his family for help.2
I did a forty minute review check that out. Insulting dumb long crap. - DirectorMichael AlmereydaStarsEthan HawkeEd HarrisMilla JovovichA gritty story of a take-no-prisoners war between dirty cops and an outlaw biker gang. A drug kingpin is driven to desperate measures.2.4
Boring horrible shakespeare adaption. What more do you want to know. - DirectorJosh StolbergStarsBen BegleyHerbert RussellRoss NathanA spoof on The Hangover (2009), The Hunger Games (2012) and other movies, TV series etc. 4 men, with hangovers after a bachelor party, find themselves in a future, dystopian, kill or be killed game.2.4
This movie has the most insane plot I have ever witnessed in my life. The hangover meets the hunger games. How would that ever work. They pull it off. Its one of the better parody films. But that doesn't make it good. Poor acting, and slopply put together on a technical level ruins the "creativity" of this batsh*t comedy. - DirectorBobby FarrellyPeter FarrellyStarsJim CarreyJeff DanielsRob Riggle20 years since their first adventure, Lloyd and Harry go on a road trip to find Harry's newly discovered daughter, who was given up for adoption.2.5
Talk about a a shameless sequel. Dumb and Dumber To is a horrible cash grab that lacks comedy. Or giggles. Its just dumb. It disappointed me and I didn't even love the first film that much. Absolutely insane that Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels wasted there time with this sh*t. - DirectorAndrew ErwinJon ErwinStarsSarah DrewSean AstinPatricia HeatonHardworking mom Allyson has a crazy night out with her friends, while their husbands watch their children.2.7
Hey you know what's not funny, depression and anxiety. Now lets make a christian propaganda film about those two topics comedy gold right? If you said no. Then your human being, If you said yes, you must be director of Mom's Night Out. I don't even know how to explain how wrong this film is. - DirectorPeter LepeniotisStarsWill ArnettBrendan FraserLiam NeesonAn incorrigibly self-serving exiled squirrel finds himself helping his former park brethren survive by raiding a nut store, a location that also happens to be a front for a human gang's bank robbery.2.8
One of the worst animated films I've ever seen in theaters. This terrorist attack visually assaulted the eyes along with the ears. A ridiculous story. That took place in the fifties. Insulting film that I can't even see infants taking interest in. - DirectorNacho VigalondoStarsSasha GreyElijah WoodNeil MaskellA jilted fan soon finds himself pulled into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse after he accepts the opportunity to spy on his favorite actress via his laptop.2.8
Geniully intresting film that is just poorly executed. Atleast it tried. It failed. But it felt like it was trying. Thats something. Not good, but something. - DirectorNeil BurgerStarsShailene WoodleyTheo JamesKate WinsletIn a world divided by factions based on virtues, Tris learns she's Divergent and won't fit in. When she discovers a plot to destroy Divergents, Tris and the mysterious Four must find out what makes Divergents dangerous before it's too late.3
Teen movie, nuff said. Insulting pacing, unintresting plot, stale acting, way way to long. Felt like I was being dragged through wet cement. Truelly painful experience. But hey, how about boring characters? No. *beep* OFF! - DirectorRobert StrombergStarsAngelina JolieElle FanningSharlto CopleyA vengeful fairy is driven to curse an infant princess, only to discover that the child could be the one person who can restore peace to their troubled land.3
Hey disney wanna make a cash grab of a classic. Why the f*k not right guys. Only thing saving it from being lower is Angelina Jolie performance. this movie is truely shocking that it takes a classic tale and makes it f*king boring. Top it off with mediocre special effects at best. Some even laughable, near plot hole filled scenes and you have one of worst things disney created. Can't wait to f*king watch Cinderella. - DirectorLevan GabriadzeStarsHeather SossamanMatthew BohrerCourtney HalversonA group of online chatroom friends find themselves haunted by a mysterious, supernatural force using the account of their dead friend.3
A terrible premise that had some potential but bombed in slowly through out. Oh so suspenseful your. f*king mouse clicked oh f*king wait its f*king computer. Here's a f*king crazy idea you can f*king turn it off. Hey how about a cast of unlikable sh*t bags? Cool and how about the film throws everything away in final act. What a pathetic film uses a blender as a f*king murder weapon. Ahh I'm so scared oh wait no I f*king not. - DirectorMarc WebbStarsAndrew GarfieldEmma StoneJamie FoxxWhen New York is put under siege by Oscorp, it is up to Spider-Man to save the city he swore to protect as well as his loved ones.3
Starting this list off is a disasterous sequel to a film that wasn't that great to begin with. Now call me a sucker for Toby Mcquire and Sam Rami but this is totally horse sh it. This movie has a terrible script that basterdizes three of the best villains in Marvel Universe. Hey electro is now a *beep* nerd. Thanks hollywood. Lets set everything up for sequel that will never happen. Also the f*king song choice in this move was shockingly bad. Entire scenes were ruined by them. - DirectorJean-Luc GodardStarsHéloïse GodetKamel AbdelliRichard ChevallierA silent, surreal parallel between a couple and a dog.Dishonorable Mention:
This is one that hurt me to put on this list. This is the perfect example of what happens when a art film is made poorly. This film looked like complete garbage. Now I like certain art films, Eraserhead and Tree of Life are two of my favorites. Maybe I just didn't get it, but even then this film seemed poorly made, with awful sound quality. I don't know if I would recommend not watching it but it's not one I would see a reason too. Maybe the famous french director has gone seanial after all these years and is being praised for making insane meaningless sh!t.