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- DirectorBrian IlesJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenGloria tries to surprise Jay with news on his birthday that she is pregnant, while Phil surprises Jay with a fishing trip. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron debate getting Lily a cat after she loses out on getting a baby brother.
- DirectorBrian IlesJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenJames Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.
- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshAmy and Glenn's attempt at workplace matchmaking doesn't go according to plan, while Jonah goes undercover to thwart a suspected shoplifter.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
- DirectorPete MichelsJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightThe Simpsons move to Cypress Creek, where Homer unwittingly works for a charismatic supervillain; the rest of the family struggles with the transfer.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonHal takes the day off and the boys to the stock car races, while Francis gets into trouble with Commandant Spangler which leads to troubles with his fellow cadets, but that can not stop Francis from aiming for the next big possibility to screw up - this time it involves a Dog and a Snake. As Lois is searching for a check, she discovers more and more dirt on each family-member, hidden in the dustiest corners of the house, which she piles up for later use. Meanwhile the boys get bored at the tracks fast and get into problems on their own.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire get emotional as they send Haley off to school, Manny makes Jay and Gloria take a parenting class, and Mitchell and Cameron clash with lesbian parents from Lily's school.
- DirectorFred GossStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsHolt's old nemesis is in charge of the precinct inspection, Peralta and Jeffords investigate a stabbing before Jeffords goes in for his vasectomy, and Boyle needs a plus-one for his ex-wife's wedding.
- DirectorArnold LavenStarsAlfred HitchcockRobert HortonCara WilliamsGil Larkin is suspected of murder when Mona Cameron's allegedly abusive husband is shot dead in front of him and he gets knocked out by an unknown assailant.
- DirectorStar PriceTim RoganTed SaadStarsPenn JilletteTellerRoger Anton DiazPenn and teller investigate the people who claim to be able to give you a better orgasm.
- DirectorAlex ReidStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshAmy sees Mateo out on a secret date with Jeff; Glenn resents Jonah for outshining him on Cloud 9's Wellness Fair; Dina tries to prove Amy faked being sick.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire has problems with the kids as Phil prepares to get a vasectomy, Gloria refuses to wear maternity clothes, and Mitchell encourages Cameron to get a job.
- DirectorLinda MendozaStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshGlenn is determined to win the Cloud 9 Integrity Award.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter begins to act like a pirate when he gets a parrot, creating havoc in Quahog; Chris falls for vet intern Anna.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil is upset that Luke wants to give up magic, Jay tries to get away from Gloria's snoring, Mitchell does errands as Cameron starts his new job as music teacher, and Alex suddenly becomes more sarcastic.
- DirectorPeter AvanzinoStarsJohn DiMaggioBilly WestKatey SagalFry risks permanent insanity when he attempts to binge-watch every TV show ever made.
- DirectorPeter AvanzinoEdmund FongStarsKatey SagalJohn DiMaggioBilly WestAmy and Kif's children emerge from an alien swamp.
- DirectorJames A. ContnerStarsDavid DuchovnyGillian AndersonTony ShalhoubScully's former student, Det. Kelly Ryan, asks the agents to help her catch a runaway government scientist responsible for several mysterious disappearances. Mulder realizes that the man is deathly afraid of his shadow for some reason.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhen Haley is arrested for underage drinking, Phil, Claire, and Mitchell must intervene, leaving Cameron in charge of the kids. Jay's ex-wife, DeDe, makes a surprise visit, and he desperately tries to hide Gloria's pregnancy from her.
- DirectorRuben FleischerStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshGlenn invites his kids to the store; Jonah falls for Glenn's 25-year-old daughter.
- DirectorGreg ColtonJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
- DirectorMike KimJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhile Claire and the kids are away at one of Alex's competitions, one of Cam's friends has a "date" with Phil. Meanwhile, Mitchell has a breakthrough with Jay on a shopping trip, and Cameron gets Jay and Gloria a surprise gift.
- DirectorGeeta Vasant PatelStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshAfter finding a set of photos, Amy and Garrett struggle to put a name to a familiar face; Bo joins the Cloud 9 workforce; Jonah attempts to bond with Glenn.
- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshCloud 9 becomes an official polling place; Dina and Glenn are stuck in a cover-up; Mateo hides his undocumented status.
- DirectorTrent O'DonnellStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.
- DirectorLynn SheltonStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors, and Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
- DirectorJerry LangfordJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.
- DirectorCyndi TangJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenEveryone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
- DirectorJames MarshallStarsTom WellingKristin KreukMichael RosenbaumWhen the "hot" new Biology teacher Desiree Atkins (Krista Allen) arrives in Smallville, Clark Kent gets excited in her presence and his hormonal surge sets off a new ability: heat vision. Lex Luthor meets and falls for Atkins and they decide to get married. Meanwhile, Clark's heat vision causes another fire at The Talon when Clark is talking with Lana, leading Clark to get briefly jailed on suspicions of arson. Lex invites Clark to be his best man, but when Desiree tries to seduce Clark, he realizes that she is a meteor freak with the power to seduce men.
- DirectorSteven K. TsuchidaStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldThe morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick try to keep it a secret from the rest of the gang. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam, and demands that the gang throw him a "Honey Roast".
- DirectorNicholas JasenovecStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied as Coach and Cece go out on a date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Ferguson.
- DirectorPete MichelsJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois becomes a Fox News anchor; Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
- DirectorJulius WuDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenMeg agrees to be a surrogate for Bruce and Jeffrey, but the Griffins are left with a new family member when the couple fail to pick up their baby.
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cameron fight to save a tree, Phil and Jay literally come to blows at a kids' birthday party, Claire goes shopping with Gloria--who is suffering from "pregnancy brain," and Alex tries to get an embarrassing photo of Haley.
- DirectorRichie KeenStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldNick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party. Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender. Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off.
- DirectorJulius WuJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
- DirectorAndrew FlemingStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldSchmidt worries about being a good person. Nick inherits money from his father and starts a spending spree instead of paying his bills.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersTed throws a party in hopes of seeing Robin again, but when she doesn't show up, he throws another... and another.
- 2005–201422mTV-PG8.0 (5.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersBarney's plan to meet girls at the airport backfires as he and Ted are picked up by airport security. Meanwhile, Lily gets jealous of Robin.
- DirectorMichael McDonaldStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshA workplace accident threatens Amy's plan to impress the district manager; Glenn tries to come off as a strict boss; Jonah tries to help Dina win over the co-workers she betrayed in the strike.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus, only to discover a secret about her identity; The family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter gets a job at the grocery store - to Lois' dismay - while the brewery undergoes construction; Joe uses his police stories to collaborate with Brian on a true crime novel.
- DirectorEric AppelStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess jumps back into the dating pool, but her attempt lands her a dud (guest star Taran Killam), and things get complicated when she falls in love with his perfect parents (guest stars Henry Winkler and Julie Hagerty). Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt have very different ideas about how to run the bar.
- DirectorCyndi TangJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWith the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that Mayor West is a Cold War sleeper agent; Peter and the guys start an improv group.
- DirectorBill PurpleStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshCloud 9 goes through a store-wide re-branding.
- DirectorTrent O'DonnellStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldCoach tells Nick to give him a day to help change Nick's life with diet and exercise. Jess takes action when menus for the same Chinese restaurant keep getting delivered to the loft.
- DirectorJulius WuJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.
- DirectorJesse PeretzStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldNick prepares for a visit from Amelia, someone he had a crush on at college. Jess has a job at a haunted house for Halloween. She invites Sam, her non-boyfriend to the haunted house and plans to tell him she wants to be a girlfriend.
- DirectorJames Roday RodriguezStarsJames Roday RodriguezDulé HillTimothy OmundsonFun riff on Friday the 13th with a Jason wannabe who attacks a woman at her home one stormy night after she opens the fridge to a red, paint-dripped note in her fridge stating "I see you". Sean and Gus's old youth camp is being reopened and bizarre things are found in the lakeside there.
- DirectorJerry LangfordJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.
- DirectorAlisa StatmanStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshAfter an apparent theft, Dina launches a store-wide investigation, interrupting everyone's Halloween plans; Jonah and Cheyenne attempt to bond; Garrett tries to defend himself in Dina's theft probe.
- DirectorDavid KatzenbergStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess throws a Halloween Party, but Cece won't attend if Schmidt is there. In an effort to change Schmidt's sullen behavior, Jess, Nick and Winston resort to pretending to be his childhood idol, Michael Keaton.
- DirectorJay ChandrasekharStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe study group takes Troy out to a bar to celebrate his 21st birthday. While there, Annie assumes a new identity, Abed is propositioned by a man, one of Shirley's secrets is discovered, and Britta and Jeff fight over the "cool" bars.
- DirectorJulius WuJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter is sexually harassed by Angela, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
- DirectorGeeta Vasant PatelStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshA dead body is discovered in the store on Halloween, throwing Glenn and Dina into a panic, and confusing the shoppers. Meanwhile, Amy and Garrett get into big trouble using a dating app on Jonah's phone.
- DirectorJerry LangfordDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and Mayor West go confront the man responsible for Peter's losing the Griffin house in a reverse mortgage - Tom Selleck; Brian and Stewie get into a rivalry with Bruce when they open a booth at the flea market.
- DirectorTodd BiermannStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshAn employee costume competition is announced and Amy and Mateo aren't afraid to play dirty to win first prize, which is a paid day off. Glenn is preoccupied with the new Cloud 9's automatic shopping cart collector, and Garrett is tormented by an annoying Halloween novelty song.
- DirectorJack SheaStarsIsabel SanfordSherman HemsleyRoxie RokerGeorge's Navy pal, Wendell Brown, pays him a visit. However, Wendell is more interested in getting fresh with Louise than in reminiscing old times with George.
- DirectorDean HollandStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsJake makes a foolish bet with Holt that he can steal his Medal of Valor before Halloween is over, while Amy is forced to wear a costume while undercover with Charles.
- DirectorPeter BaldwinStarsRedd FoxxDemond WilsonBeah RichardsFreeloading family and friends flock to fleece the golden sheep when Fred plays the numbers.
- DirectorGeorge TyneStarsRon HowardMarion RossAnson WilliamsWith his parents out for the evening, home-alone Richie recovers from the Asiatic flu, waits for his friends to sneak him pizza and a movie, and surprises a burglar in the living room.
- DirectorEric AppelStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsThe Peralta/Holt annual Halloween bet continues when Jake challenges the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. Meanwhile, Gina is upset that her dance team, Floorgasm, kicks her off the squad and Terry confronts her about her bad attitude.
- DirectorGreg ColtonJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on Jolly Farm, and falls for a female co-star; Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
- DirectorMichael McDonaldStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsFor this year's Halloween challenge, Jake and Holt divide the precinct into teams as they try to see who can steal a crown held under lock and key in the interrogation room.
- DirectorPaul FeigStarsSteve CarellRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiMichael is pressured by corporate to fire someone, which puts a damper on the office Halloween party.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm stays overnight at Stevie's house. He convinces Stevie to sneak out of the house with him and they go to an arcade downtown, but Stevie's wheelchair is stolen, and they have to team up to find his wheelchair while dragging Stevie in a cart. Meanwhile, to prove that he is mature, Lois challenges Reese to give Dewey a bath and put him to sleep in exchange for being allowed to stay up late to watch a scary movie, but the task proves more difficult than he expected, just as Lois thought it would. At the academy, Francis is hazed by a group of students, but tells them their tricks are amateurish to what Lois did to him, and the students decide to worship Lois.
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay and Gloria throw a surprise birthday party for Manny, but their unborn baby may have other plans. Meanwhile, Haley dates a man twice her age, and Cameron becomes jealous of Mitchell and Lily's relationship
- DirectorMichael WeaverStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshThings don't go as planned on Cheyenne and Bo's wedding day. Amy and Jonah dodge relationship rumors. Glenn learns of upcoming layoffs. Dina talks her way into the wedding party.
- DirectorBrian IlesJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWith Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire blow off a couples' getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the world's funniest dirty joke.
- DirectorSteve WelchStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess hires, then has to immediately fire Coach as her school's new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued, and Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenA series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.2 (797)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAfter Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.
- DirectorLev L. SpiroStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay fights with his mother in law over naming the baby, Phil unsuccessfully tries to solve his kids' problems, and Mitchell and Cameron try to curb Lily's snarkiness.
- DirectorGreg ColtonJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenMeg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.
- DirectorJorma TacconeStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsAmy hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for everyone at the precinct, but it soon turns into a disaster.
- DirectorVictor Nelli Jr.StarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshA full-fledged strike ensues when a group of Cloud 9 employees walk off the job to protest the firing of Glenn; Jonah tries to help Amy negotiate with corporate; Garrett meets a gorgeous woman on the picket line.
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCam is left without a lead on the first school performance of "Phantom of the Opera," Phil and Mitchell play golf with Jay, and Haley and her boyfriend help Claire take care of the baby.
- DirectorJesse PeretzStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldWhen Jess's parents, Bob and Joan, show up at the same time for Thanksgiving dinner, Jess takes the opportunity to "parent trap" them into a reconciliation, but her ploy backfires. Meanwhile, Schmidt and his bigger ex-Marine cousin, Big Schmidt, engage in a "manliness" competition.
- DirectorJay ChandrasekharStarsWendi McLendon-CoveySean GiambroneTroy GentileAs Erica resists helping Bev prepare their traditional Thanksgiving dinner, Murray worries that he's losing Adam to his ne'er-do-well brother, Marvin.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.
- DirectorLinda MendozaStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsThe precinct goes into lockdown mode on Thanksgiving night, and Jake, who was left in charge, is confident in his ability to keep spirits high and avoid chaos. Amy is less confident, as things spiral out of control.
- DirectorAlex ReidStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsAmy's father, a former cop, comes to Thanksgiving dinner and Jake tries to impress him, leaving Charles on turkey duty. In the meantime, Holt helps Pimento come to terms with the fact that he can no longer be a police officer.
- DirectorAlex ReidStarsAndy SambergStephanie BeatrizTerry CrewsJake and Amy bring their parents together for Thanksgiving.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire runs into an old lover at her college reunion, a mishap causes Cam to give the baby a disastrous haircut, and Jay has to put his bowling match on hold to build up Manny's confidence.
- DirectorPete MichelsDominic BianchiStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter joins the Tea Party, only to discover that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of the government for his own selfish motives.
- DirectorJoe VauxDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and Lois inadvertently rent a condo in a retirement community for their Florida vacation; Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.
- DirectorFred GossStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldWith winter coming and everyone still single, Schmidt initiates a "Bangs-giving"-themed Thanksgiving dinner party, to which everyone must bring someone compatible for someone else.
- DirectorMax WinklerStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldAfter Coach accuses him of going soft since he started dating Jess, Nick arranges a camping trip for the gang on Thanksgiving. Winston and Cece bond over their hatred of camping.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenA British version of Family Guy (Chap of the manor); Everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams (Fatman and Robin); A day through Stewie's point of view (Point of Stew).
- DirectorMiguel ArtetaStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldJess invites Paul, a music teacher at her school on whom she always has had a crush, to the gang's big Thanksgiving dinner at the loft, which naturally goes horribly awry.
- DirectorVictor Nelli Jr.StarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshThe staff comes down with food poisoning; Jonah documents the day with home video; Glenn's disposition changes; Mateo and Cheyenne discover a lucrative Black Friday side business.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire's Valentine's plans land Claire in the emergency room, Jay and Gloria try to be intimate for the first time after the baby, and Mitchell has a wild Valentine's night after drinking and blacking out at his party.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.
- DirectorJoseph LeeDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter feels emasculated when he abandons Lois in the midst of a shark attack on their anniversary; Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cameron are co-best men for a friend's wedding, but the bride has cold feet. Meanwhile, Manny has a crush on the nanny, Phil helps Luke get a date, and Claire and Haley go together to Alex's concert.
- DirectorKen WhittinghamStarsAmerica FerreraBen FeldmanLauren AshAfter the company's spokesman is arrested for murder, Glenn begins to wonder if he truly knows his co-workers; Amy and Jonah challenge each other to a series of dares; Cheyenne annoys Garrett and Sandra with her baby talk.