Episodes Of Kids Cartoons I Won't Show My Kids
These are the most inappropriate episodes of kids cartoons and I do not recommend showing them to your children.
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- StarsJohn SparkesGranny Pig shows Peppa and George her chickens, whilst something has been eating Grandpa Pig's lettuces.This episode is the only episode of Peppa Pig with language. There is one use of 'stupid' (which isn't such a problem for me - it isn't really profanity) but it also has a joke with the word 'dick'; when Grandpa is naming the chickens, he names one of them 'dick' - that wasn't its actual name, as it was revealed - and for the remainder of the episode, it is implied that Grandpa hates the chickens. Thus, he called one a dick.
- StarsJ.G. QuintelWilliam SalyersSam MarinWhen Mordecai accidentally sees Pops naked, Rigby tries to find a way to get the image out of his head.This episode has an extremely inappropriate joke about the........
peeny. At the end, Benson comes out of the shower, and his towel falls off because his gumball flap had opened (it's a joke about erection). This is controversial on the internet, but not so much in the UK, because, in the UK, it is rated 12. But if you are on Adult Swim, for some reason, they rated the whole show TV-MA. So don't get too concerned. Also, this episode is mostly about Mordecai trying to get the image of naked Pops out of his head, but no nudity is actually seen besides his posterior. I would not recommend this AT ALL. - DirectorStephen HillenburgAaron SpringerStarsTom KennyRodger BumpassBill FagerbakkeWhilst fleeing from SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward accidentally locks himself in the Krusty Krab freezer, causing him to travel to the future./SpongeBob's addiction to karate puts his job at stake.Please do not show this to your child. This is the first SpongeBob episode to have a drug reference. At one point, Mr. Krabs asks if SpongeBob is on a new allergy medication because he was doing karate at work, in Karate Choppers. Also, in SB-129, there are a lot of frightening scenes (mostly the intro) and some parts might trigger certain phobias. If you show this to your child, WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?
- DirectorDave CunninghamStarsTom KennyBill FagerbakkeRodger BumpassIn order to get SpongeBob to move away, Squidward puts black pepper all over SpongeBob's house to make him think he's allergic to his home; Squidward decides to get a nose job at the hospital, and SpongeBob volunteers as a doctor.This episode also has a drug reference, where SpongeBob is performing surgery and he says he needs a 'medical sea chicken', which is slang for 'medical sea marijuana'. Although, this is just played for laughs as he is actually handed a chicken and it helps perform the surgery. This chicken also appeared in an episode of the Patrick Star Show, but not with this joke.
- StarsHarley BirdMorwenna BanksOliver MayThe family go to the funfair, but Mummy Pig is angry when people at the fair tell her that she will not be able to win prizes in the competitions.This one is another one with language. Also, it implies that anger is good. Now, technically, it isn't language, but I wouldn't like my kid saying it. The word is 'tubby'. I think it's a rude way of saying obese, and you should never even say to someone if they are. This might imply that it's OK to call someone obese. This joke is seen at other times in the show, but it is used less throughout the series and it is implied that it should never be said, thus teaching a lesson. But we should celebrate differences, not offend them. This lesson was not taught in this episode, but I would be thanking god if it were.
- DirectorRichard JefferyStarsMelanie ZanettiChilli is taking Bluey and Bingo to the park to play with Judo, but they can't leave before they finish their game - waiting for a sticky rubber gecko to drop from the ceiling.Most of Bluey, I would consider as a kids' show. But this episode makes me think different. Now, this episode uses the word 'damnit'. In Australia, this isn't considered profanity, so it was kept in. Also, it can hardly be heard unless you listen really close for it. In most versions, like Disney+, this has been censored out. But on the streaming services where it is kept in, it can be seen in the subtitles.
- DirectorStephen HillenburgAaron SpringerStarsTom KennyBill FagerbakkeClancy BrownSpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy out when she feels homesick. / Plankton tries to get SpongeBob to be mean.This episode is rated a 12 in the UK because of one joke about the word 'ass'. In Texas, SpongeBob tries to make Sandy mad by dissing Texas. And at one point, he points out his rear end and says 'TEEEEXXXXXXXXX-AASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS', implying he said 'ass'. Every other time ass is said in the show, it is censored out or they use a donkey on the screen.
- DirectorRichard JefferyStarsMelanie ZanettiDavid McCormackBrad ElliottWhen Dad shows the kids how to use their old baby-harness, a new game is born: Dad Baby. But dad is unprepared for the harsh realities of giving birth to a baby Bingo.This episode just has too many sexual references. For example, they showed that the baby comes out of the vagina. Most children are told by their parents that they come out of the posterior. This defies that. Also, it just shows too much about childbirth. I will NOT let my kids know where the baby comes out from, though. I'll say the posterior.
- This episode was so hard to find. I even had to add the plot on IMDb just to make this list and heaven knows what to do with the title. Anyhow, this episode contains an LGBTQ+ reference. I know why it was added, though - to teach children about the unique qualities of families and how they might not be similar. But I just don't want my kids to know gay is possible. Any other time, though, they don't say that they are both mums. So, I'd tell them that they are a family of two and their aunt lives with them.
- 1999– 30mTV-Y79.0 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorAlan SmartStephen HillenburgKeith LowryStarsTom KennyBill FagerbakkeRodger BumpassSpongebob, Patrick, and Squidward become unwilling crew members aboard the Flying Dutchman's ghostly pirate ship. Spongebob attempts to give Gary a bath.Not at all. This episode has a joke about rape. I ain't letting my kids watch this. The joke is in Gary Takes A Bath, where SpongeBob grabs two bars of soap, and tells Gary not to drop them. Also, in the same episode, SpongeBob tries hypnosis to get him to take a bath. It goes well until he imagines a weird picture of a cross-eyed girl, with her plaits up in the air, as she froliced in a grassy field. It was extremely disturbing when I watched it. It frightened the crap out of me.
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G - 1999– 22mTV-Y76.1 (405)TV EpisodeDirectorAdam PaloianStarsCarlos AlazraquiDee Bradley BakerClancy BrownWhen Mr. Krabs gets in trouble for littering, he makes SpongeBob and Squidward clean up Bikini Bottom; A sea bunny ravages Squidward's garden, but SpongeBob thinks it's cute.In this episode, Squidward says 'damnit' in French. This was pronounced as 'sacré bleu'. This can mean damnit, but sometimes means 'Holy blue!' which in French pretty much is a substitute for saying 'Holy god!'. Overall, I don't think I want my kids using any profanity until they're quite old. Thus, I ain't letting them watch this.