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- DirectorJerzy GruzaStarsJanusz ChabiorRafal ChudzinskiStanislaw DembskiCarolina's father is opposed to her relationship with a handsome employee of the gas station, Grzes. Because of this, the couple runs away towards the lake meniscus, where they settle at a local resort.
- DirectorJanusz ZaorskiStarsBartosz ObuchowiczPiotr MiazgaKasia SmutniakTwo unlikely high-school friends share a common passion for computer hacking. Problems arise when their abilities are noticed by a group of gangsters.
- DirectorJaroslaw ZamojdaStarsAnna PrzybylskaRobert ZoledziewskiAndrzej KrukowskiThings go horribly wrong for Ola (Karolina Porcari) and her friends when she tries to help journalist Agata (Katarzyna Bujakiewicz) find an interesting subject for an article. Placing a personal ad in the newspaper inadvertently invites the attention of a dangerous person who's now stalking them all, apparently in desperation to know their blood types.
- DirectorJan Kidawa-BlonskiStarsMichal BanachMarek BarbasiewiczJaroslaw BoberekAn unknown terrorist infects computer networks with the most important institutions in the country with the virus. It paralyzes hospitals, trains, aircraft control system. Suspicions fall on Michal, a thirty-year-old IT genius and owner of a small computer company. Michal must prove he is innocent. He agrees to the proposal to cooperate with the prosecutor.
- DirectorWaldemar SzarekStarsOlimpia AjakayeAndrzej Beja-ZaborskiMarcin ChochlewAgata falls in love with her classmate - "Fork". The couple illegally acquires topics for the matriculation exam.
- DirectorAndrzej ZulawskiStarsBoguslaw LindaIwona PetryPiotr MachalicaA young anthropology student stumbles upon the perfectly preserved body of an ancient shaman in a peat bog. As he explores the shaman's history, his girlfriend begins to exhibit uncanny, almost primal behavior that seems to echo the shaman's existence.
- DirectorLukasz KarwowskiStarsBorys SzycSonia BohosiewiczRoma GasiorowskaFive buddies take part in a crazy bachelor party of one of them. Meanwhile, the bride and her female friends have a nice time with male strippers. The parties get totally wild and out of control.
- DirectorBruce ParramoreStarsMateusz DamieckiIzabella MikoVioletta ArlakA brand new journalist goes behind the scene of a dance and music organization. She finds her true love and a suppressed dream of hers.
- DirectorJerzy GruzaStarsJanusz RewinskiWojciech CyganPiotr ZeltAliens from Planet X with genetic problems decide to find an Earth stud, who will have intercourse with a representative of their race, beget offspring and prevent the destruction of their species.
- DirectorEugeniusz PriwieziencewStarsZuzanna PaluchMariusz SaniternikKatarzyna FiguraIn the life of Ula, a twenty-year-old very pretty girl, nothing good has happened so far. Poverty, her father an alcoholic abuser to his family, finally an illegitimate child, raised alone - it is Ola's everyday life. Prostitution seems to be the best solution.
- DirectorJan KomasaStarsJakub GierszalRoma GasiorowskaAgata KuleszaAfter suffering extreme humiliation at school, Dominik holes himself up in his room and begins spending all his time in a virtual reality chat room.
- DirectorGrzegorz AuguscikStarsLukasz AndrzejakBoguslawa BarzyckaKrzysztof BednarczykDuring construction works in an abandoned church, a group of workers discover a mysterious object. The found, surprising artifact in the shape of a small pyramid, together with a series of notes, seems to be a worthless item. However, using computer technology, the two characters manage to unravel its mystery - it turns out that it has an unexplained power and influence on reality, which results in the possibility of moving in time and space. The heroes begin a journey to parallel worlds where they fight the monsters that inhabit them.
- DirectorLukasz BarczykStarsJan FryczAndrzej ChyraMarieta ZukowskaA head of a factory starts using one of his female workers as a toy in more and more sadistic ways.
- DirectorKatarzyna RoslaniecStarsAnna KarczmarczykDagmara KrasowskaDominika GwitShopping malls are today's places of creating desires with the best jewelry, clothes and shoes. Unaffordable to young girls who decide to "work" to get themselves sponsors for new items.
- DirectorBarbara BialowasStarsAleksandra HamkaloAntoni PawlickiRobert GoneraNarrated by scenes of interrogation and investigation, 'Big Love' follows the fatal story of the naïve 16-year old Emilia and her poisonous addiction to Maciej, a biochemist seven years her senior. After a sensual first-time encounter, Emilia and Maciej are completely engrossed in each other, the former perhaps more than the latter. As the years progress, the dream of an untroubled love fade while Emilia's innocence and purity is stained with the leftovers of her relationship to Maciej. Tired and lost, Emilia ultimately finds an outlet for the untamable love.
- DirectorMarek PiestrakStarsKrzysztof KolbergerRoman WilhelmiEwa SalackaThe trio of adventurous pals, a man who is a scientist, a fine lady and a former military pilot are in the Indochina jungles looking for some mysterious vase that holds a metal container that is of no mundane origin.
- DirectorMaciej OdolinskiStarsPawel WilczakSylwia BoronMalgorzata BuczkowskaKurski, the criminal, involved in international gangland attracts Gosia, young, naive student in order to make her a part of his illegal and shocking plans. The girl starts her difficult, desperate fight for life.
- DirectorZbigniew RebzdaStarsTadeusz ParadowiczJana SvandováHanna StankównaAfter the accident in which the protagonist's daughter dies, he ends up in a town dominated by punks. The mayor urges them to abide by their laws and customs. Soon a series of crimes takes place, and the punks are under suspicion.
- DirectorWojciech WójcikStarsMichal AniolEdward ZentaraDorota KaminskaThe story takes place in a small, provincial town in Masuria. Beginner artist painter Piotr comes here from Warsaw to paint frescoes in the local church. Piotr is a great karate and treats everyone as potential rivals. His antagonist is Roman, the head of local hooligans. Soon there is a conflict between them and the situation becomes very dramatic.
- DirectorPatryk VegaStarsWojciech MecwaldowskiAldona JankowskaKlaudia HalejcioWidowed geography teacher wins a trip to Egypt. Takes with him energetic mother, teenage daughter and son resolute. Life adventure soon turns into a range of problems - are lost luggage at the airport, the hotel family receives the wrong room, the tour operator goes bankrupt. Possessed cash disappears quickly, with no contact consulate. The downside of the Hotel Tom meets high-school love with the ideal of a man at his side.
- DirectorGrzegorz KuczeriszkaStarsNatalia RybickaKarolina GorczycaJakub WesolowskiFour friends come to an old, abandoned factory in Lower Silesia, where their friend went missing a year ago. While trying to unravel the mystery of his disappearance, they discover the terrifying experiments conducted in the factory.
- DirectorMarek BrodzkiStarsMichal ZebrowskiWojciech DuryaszWaldemar KownackiThe adventures of Geralt of Rivia, a monster slayer for hire.
- DirectorGrzegorz KrólikiewiczStarsLidia BogaczównaMonika BollyJanuary BrunovEcological horror about the relationship between humans and plants. A 40-year-old biologist conducts unusual experiments. The plants she grows experience physical pain and anxiety.
- DirectorRafal M. LipkaStarsTomasz BednarekRadoslaw PazuraOlga BonczykDuncan, a young merchant, returns from a long journey, during which he bought a sacred stone "Heart of the Mountains". During the party celebrating his return, Skaar's men raid the village, steal a stone and kidnap the beautiful Heather.
- DirectorLukasz WylezalekStarsJacek PaluchaPawel FesolowiczJan TesarzTwo students, Strusinski (nicknamed Saint) and Sniper, hate their school and, particularly, one of the teachers with sadistic inclinations and a constant hangover. Not only is he an alcoholic, but also vents his frustrations upon students, nearly grown-ups, tormenting them both physically and mentally. The setting is the unweeded and dirty Warsaw outskirts, among shanties and newly built blocks of flats already falling into pieces, inhabited by all sorts of nobodies, scums and nouveaux riches. In this scenery, the murder of the teacher and police investigation become the central point of the story.
- DirectorDariusz ZawislakStarsPawel BurczykBartosz OpaniaJan EnglertCrazy adventures of an accountant with a briefcase full of defrauded money, a girl desperately looking for money for her orphanage and an Angel of Death, who doesn't know anything about money and doesn't need too. Death begs God for just one day of vacation. Since there is much to do on the earth, a substitute - the Angel of Death - is found for the job. Right from the start he runs into bad luck and what is more a beautiful blonde - the Guardian Angel - is bothering him. Little Angelica moves out in search of Santa Claus. Christmas Day is coming soon, so she wants to fulfill her Christmas wish - to find money to save her orphanage from closing down. On the way the little girl meets an accountant named Claus who has stolen a huge amount of money. He is being chased by a bunch of bumbling hoodlums.
- DirectorPiotr MularukStarsJakub GierszalKrzysztof SkoniecznyJakub KamienskiA story about the rise and fall of Zyga - a Polish kid in his early twenties, who wants to take charge of his life after the fall of communism, but in a time of chaos and moral anarchy, unwillingly becomes a gangster.
- DirectorRafal M. LipkaStarsTomasz BednarekSlawomir OrzechowskiPiotr AdamczykDuring a horse ride, Piotr, a young journalist, has an accident and is taken to hospital by an ambulance. He dies unexpectedly on the way. His friend Marek, trying to find out why this happened, finds a big scandal.
- DirectorKatarzyna RoslaniecStarsMagdalena BerusNikodem RozbickiMikolaj LubekBaby Blues is a vintage fashion blog about loneliness. It is about Natalia's baby-boy. His existence shows how easy it is to fulfill teenage needs today. Just like ordering something in a fast food. Like saying: something to love and fries to go. But most importantly it is a blog about egoism.
- DirectorJanusz KidawaStarsFranciszek PieczkaAnna MiesiaczekRoch SygitowiczHighlander Józef Placek and his family have to convince the government that his late mother is, in fact, alive. If successful, they will be able to pocket the gifts that have been issued to her for reaching the ripe old age of 100, thus inspiring his neighbor's, Kadela's, jealousy.
- DirectorGrzegorz LewandowskiStarsJakub RomanowskiBorys SzycMagdalena KumorekIn the wilderness amongst industrial debris lives a boy Kid. All round Kids house there is a vast, ruined plant covered with wild growth. Boys father was killed in a mine accident so Kid lives alone with his mother. There are rumors that a hyena settled in the bushes close to boys house. The beast is carnivorous and attacks people. Each time Kid goes to school he must overcome terrible fear. Whats more people started to disappear in the neighborhood. Kid suspects that mysterious, hiding man has something to do with it.
- DirectorPatryk VegaStarsMarcin BosakTomasz KarolakPawel MalaszynskiHilarious comedy that tells the fight of three brothers, something ridiculous, trying to free his sister police, unfairly accused of selling drugs.
- DirectorGrzegorz WarcholStarsKatarzyna WalterMarek BarbasiewiczMalgorzata LorentowiczIzabella works at her aunt's shop in a small town in Poland. She is also a vampire.
- DirectorJaroslaw ZamojdaStarsMax RyanOlivier GrunerBeata ScibakównaThe plot is set in Dobaniewo a small town, where local gangster Cigar intends to replace the drugs on behalf of the policy of the Apostle. Killed in mysterious circumstances, the son of a leading businessman and also a patron of sport - Burzynski. His sister - Patricia - risking his own life, passes to the local little world of crime, and begins searching for the killer on his own. Burzynski, however, to explain the circumstances of the disappearance of his son and protect your family, ask for help mate ... Central Bureau of Investigation, the Commissioner of Maximilian and two sponsored by them the world champions in karate. Thanks Patricia, and commissioner Maximilian not only manages to find the murderers, but also to discover smuggling scandal involving the politics of the Apostle. But Russian gangsters, and the Apostle to silence Burzynski, kidnap his family.
- DirectorDenis DelicStarsGrazyna WolszczakVioletta ArlakHanka BielickaJudyta and Adam love each other very much, but everyday life starts getting hard. Judyta's daughter turns eighteen soon and she has just "unblocked the fuse in a hormone bomb". Despite the problems, Judyta and Adam plan to get married.
- DirectorWitold AdamekStarsMagdalena CieleckaAndrzej ChyraSzymon BobrowskiThe story of a man, a woman and their relationship built upon online correspondence.
- DirectorMarek PiestrakStarsHanna DunowskaTomasz StockingerVasiliy LanovoyTallinn, Estonia, days before outbreak of World War II. Hotel detective and Polish writer team up to find Tear of the Prince of Darkness, a legendary ring which can bring Satan's rule over the world.
- DirectorLukasz PalkowskiStarsSonia BohosiewiczMaja BohosiewiczJan Aleksandrowicz-KraskoA divorced mother tries to save her career and becomes a sex specialist, which opens the door to fame and completely new, crazy relationships with men.
- DirectorPrzemyslaw AngermanStarsRadoslaw KaimKrzysztof PralatMalgorzata ForemniakTwo friends, Bogo and Rych, enter adult life but cannot cope with women. Bogo is a tough guy, Rychu is a dreamer who has never had a girlfriend.
- DirectorMariusz MalecStarsDanuta StenkaJan FryczAnja Antonowicz
- DirectorKrzysztof GradowskiStarsPiotr FronczewskiSlavek WronkaLeon NiemczykTen-year-old Adas, beginning his education at the Academy, finds the hideout of Bird Matt, who used to be a prince. Touched by his fate, he promises to find the magic button which has the power to restore him to human shape.
- DirectorMarek PiestrakStarsJerzy ZelnikMarzena TrybalaMalgorzata PrazmowskaKrakow, second half of the 19th century. The young artist Kamil is getting ready to marry Krystyna. They arrive at the palace of Stefani Ziembalska, Kamil's cousin. The she-wolf Julia once haunted this palace before she was rendered harmless. During the night, Krystyna is attacked by something that looks like a werewolf.
- DirectorPrzemyslaw AngermanStarsJan FryczTomasz KarolakKatarzyna GlinkaA clumsy corporate chairman organizes a business conference at a spa hotel for all his employees and customers. The situation, however, runs out of anyone's control.
- DirectorMarek PiwowskiStarsKarolina RosinskaSlawomir FederowiczPola RaksaA parliament member's sixteen year old daughter Agata falls in love and runs away with a convicted young tramp, while her father uses his friends in the government and police to brutally break their happiness.
- DirectorKrzysztof GradowskiStarsPiotr FronczewskiMarcin BaranskiHenryk BistaMr. Kleks visits at night, a boy who is a patient at the hospital. He decides to tell him a story, starting with the fact that Great Elektronik together with your robots conquered the island of inventors.
- DirectorJuliusz MachulskiStarsPawel KukizRenata GabryjelskaTommy TomaszewskiAn unemployed English teacher has private lessons with the fiancee of a mysterious American. When the foreigner suddenly disappears, the woman asks the teacher to help her find him.
- DirectorAlessandro LeoneStarsAgnieszka FórmanowskaMarianna JanuszewiczJakub SokolowskiThe students and faculty at a European university have wild misadventures as they pair off in bickering couples, who engage in shenanigans that ultimately lead to life lessons that they will hold on to until the end.
- DirectorKrzysztof GradowskiStarsPiotr FronczewskiJan JankowskiHenryk BistaKids from the orphanage in Malishev receive for Christmas a newest computer from a former pupil of this children's home, and now the president of a large electronic corporation, as a gift. The computer tells them a story that can happen in 25 years. The Great Electronics after escaping from the Island of Inventors, settles on the planet Mango and invents Fantomization (teleportation). He kidnaps Agnieszka and gives it to the governor of the planet, Don Bazar. In the meantime, Pan Blot is in the last Nature Reserve. Peas, Agnieszka's friend, together with his class friends, goes to the Blob to help find Agnieszka .
- DirectorTadeusz ParadowiczStarsEwa HornichMonika DrylAnna ObercThree young women - a movie star, a spoilt daughter of a millionaire and her desperate friend - are all willing to find a phenomenal man of their dreams.
- DirectorJózef SkolimowskiMichal SkolimowskiStarsSambor CzarnotaMagdalena BoczarskaBorys SzycMarek is a handsome and extremely talented writer. One night he goes to a ball hosted by an eccentric millionaire. When he wakes up the next day, he knows only one thing - he killed his best friend Arthur.
- DirectorKacper AnuszewskiStarsLukasz WabnicMarcin ZarzecznyMarek SiudymAfter traumatic childhood experiences, Piotrek can't find his purpose in life. He decides to get into illegal fights and unexpectedly receives an offer that can change the whole of his life.
- DirectorKonrad Maximilian PiotrowskiStarsPiotr StramowskiMikolaj RoznerskiKatarzyna MaciagThe story is about a MMA fighter - Tomek Janicki, who has everything: fame, money and beautiful Agata at his side. On the horizon, the fight for the master belt. When the federation turns a prestigious fight at Freak Fight with the participation of Boxer Marek "Pretty Boy" Chmielnicki at the last moment, Tomek gets mad. Under the influence of emotions, he makes a few bad decisions. These are enough for his career to be ruined from day to day. As a result, he leaves the city with a disgrace, leaving his life behind again from the hustle and bustle of the media. A chance for this appears when you meet the doctor - Magda. The couple fall in love with each other, but black clouds gather over Tomek again. Blackmailed by a dangerous gangster has no choice. He must return to the ring and face his old rival. But this time on his principles and in his discipline - means in an uncompromising, boxing clash, which will be seen all of Poland.
- DirectorJaroslaw ZamojdaStarsJaroslaw JakimowiczAnna MuchaPavel DelongIt's 1994, smuggling through Polish-German border flourishes. To save her boyfriend, accused of murder which he didn't commit, Ania goes on a deal with prosecutor and joins young delinquents who are about to convoy a truck full of alcohol.
- DirectorBob MisiorowskiStarsThomas Ian GriffithArtur ZmijewskiBozena SzymanskaA Chicago cop goes to Poland to get the hoods who killed his brother. When he finds out they belong to the local outfit of the Russian mob, he takes on the outfit's boss, as well as Dr. Lem, who handles illegal organ trade for the mob.