2021/12 Watched List

by jacobtbarnes | created - 15 Dec 2021 | updated - 01 Aug 2022 | Public

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1. The November Man (2014)

R | 108 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

38 Metascore

An ex-C.I.A. operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high-level C.I.A. officials and the Russian President-elect.

Director: Roger Donaldson | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Luke Bracey, Olga Kurylenko, Bill Smitrovich

Votes: 70,548 | Gross: $24.98M

Weak script but good acting - semi-entertaining yet hollow movie (Dollar Store)

2. Masterminds (2015)

PG-13 | 95 min | Biography, Comedy, Crime

47 Metascore

A guard at an armored car company in the Southern U.S. organizes one of the biggest bank heists in American history. Based on the October 1997 Loomis Fargo robbery.

Director: Jared Hess | Stars: Zach Galifianakis, Owen Wilson, Kristen Wiig, Ross Kimball

Votes: 59,403 | Gross: $17.37M

Funny and dumb, worth a watch but maybe not the rewatch. (Dollar Store) *watched before 12/15 but listed so I don’t forget*

3. Home of the Brave (2006)

R | 106 min | Action, Drama, War

42 Metascore

Three soldiers struggle to readjust to life at home after returning home from a lengthy tour in Iraq.

Director: Irwin Winkler | Stars: Samuel L. Jackson, 50 Cent, Jessica Biel, Brian Presley

Votes: 11,241 | Gross: $0.05M

Watched 20 minutes. Could tell I wasn’t going to enjoy the “always a million miles away” storylines. (Dollar Store)

4. Distorted (I) (2018)

R | 86 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller

A couple moves to an isolated, modern, safe apartment building with CCTV after the wife has problems with nightmares. However, something's not quite right with the building.

Director: Rob W. King | Stars: Christina Ricci, Brendan Fletcher, Vicellous Shannon, John Cusack

Votes: 8,422

Ricci did a great job, Cusack did good, and I like the other main dude. Good concept, worked out a bit cliche though. Could have been deeper and more cohesive, but not a bad story overall. Creative shots and angles, but not a fan of the “subliminal messaging” moments and how they were edited. Lots of unnecessary flashing. (Dollar Store)

5. This Thing of Ours (2002)

Not Rated | 100 min | Crime, Drama

36 Metascore

Using the Internet and global satellites, a group of gangsters pull off the biggest bank heist in the Mafia's history.

Director: Danny Provenzano | Stars: Frank Vincent, Vincent Pastore, Louis Vanaria, Christian Maelen

Votes: 832

Found on a 10-in-1 $1 DVD and full of great stars. Well written and shot. Aside from a few funny moments that come with low budget movies (lines that could have been redone, silly blood effects), definitely worth a watch or two. (Dollar Store)

6. Idiocracy (2006)

R | 84 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi

66 Metascore

Corporal Joe Bauers, a decidedly average American, is selected for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten and left to awaken to a future so incredibly moronic that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Director: Mike Judge | Stars: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews

Votes: 182,226 | Gross: $0.44M

Classic. Watching to knock off Vudu purchases.

7. Downsizing (2017)

R | 135 min | Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

64 Metascore

A social satire in which a man realizes he would have a better life if he were to shrink himself to five inches tall, allowing him to live in wealth and splendor.

Director: Alexander Payne | Stars: Matt Damon, Christoph Waltz, Hong Chau, Kristen Wiig

Votes: 124,455 | Gross: $24.45M

Funny and entertaining for a while, but begins to lose focus and roll on. Some characters were rough. Enjoyable cast though. (Dollar Store)

8. Tammy (2014)

R | 97 min | Comedy, Romance

39 Metascore

After getting fired and finding out that her husband is cheating, Tammy hits the road with her profane, alcoholic grandmother.

Director: Ben Falcone | Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Kathy Bates, Allison Janney

Votes: 54,877 | Gross: $84.53M

Entertaining moments and good performances, but lacked an overall focus. (Dollar Store)

9. Office Christmas Party (2016)

R | 105 min | Comedy

42 Metascore

When his uptight CEO sister threatens to shut down his branch, the branch manager throws an epic Christmas party in order to land a big client and save the day, but the party gets way out of hand...

Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck | Stars: Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston

Votes: 88,199 | Gross: $54.77M

Saw about 80% of the movie on TV. Great cast, funny moments, but could have had a better story and been funnier. May have enjoyed it more if I saw the beginning, but even without the first 20 minutes, the story is pretty easy to decipher. Might have to rewatch to get a better idea of the movie though.

10. Rock Dog (2016)

PG | 90 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

48 Metascore

When a radio falls from the sky into the hands of a wide-eyed Tibetan Mastiff, he leaves home to fulfill his dream of becoming a musician, setting into motion a series of completely unexpected events.

Director: Ash Brannon | Stars: Luke Wilson, Eddie Izzard, J.K. Simmons, Lewis Black

Votes: 5,993 | Gross: $9.42M

Fun but generic kids movie. Good moments and soundtrack, but could have used more music in the story, as well as more importance to music. Felt a bit rushed and the voice acting could have used a few more takes. Featured a Radiohead song though! Not bad for a non-Disney/Nick/CN kids movie.

11. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

R | 88 min | Horror, Mystery

30 Metascore

Using a special camera that can see spirits, a family must protect their daughter from an evil entity with a sinister plan.

Director: Gregory Plotkin | Stars: Chris J. Murray, Brit Shaw, Ivy George, Dan Gill

Votes: 30,670 | Gross: $18.30M

Part of rewatching the series for the new one. Not my favorite in the series but probably the most action packed.

12. Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)

R | 98 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

37 Metascore

Margot, a young woman who was abandoned by her mother as a baby, travels to a secluded Amish community with a documentary film crew seeking answers about her mother and extended family.

Director: William Eubank | Stars: Emily Bader, Roland Buck III, Dan Lippert, Jaye Ayres-Brown

Votes: 16,626

After many delays, finally got to see this one. While the core elements are there (found footage, witchcraft connection), this one felt vastly different than the other five. I’m not sure that’s a good thing, but it isn’t necessarily bad. The highly HD cameras and slow motion shots felt out of place for a PA movie, but it’s probably realistic to how the footage quality would have changed from 2008. The story felt a little all over the place and shallow, disconnected from the series. The acting was solid though and I liked the characters. Not my favorite PA, but I will most likely revisit for the 2023 movie.

13. South Park (1997– )
Episode: South Park: Post COVID (2021)

TV-MA | 57 min | Animation, Comedy

What happened to the children who lived through the Pandemic? Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny survived, but will never be the same Post-COVID.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, April Stewart, Mona Marshall

Votes: 11,362

Interesting twist on the characters. Fun to watch. Curious to see how the next part goes.

14. South Park (1997– )
Episode: Post Covid - The Return of Covid (2021)

TV-MA | 62 min | Animation, Comedy

If Stan, Kyle and Cartman could just work together, they could go back in time to make sure Covid never happened and save Kenny's life. Traveling back to the past seems to be the easy answer until they meet Victor Chaos.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, April Stewart, Kimberly Brooks

Votes: 7,585

I liked this one a tiny bit less than the last but they’re definitely an entertaining duo of episodes.

15. Ice Cream Man (1995)

R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller

Poor Gregory. After being released from the Wishing Well Sanatorium, all he wants to do is make the children happy. So Gregory reopens the old ice cream factory, and all the unappreciative brats are reprocessed into the flavor of the day.

Director: Norman Apstein | Stars: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee, JoJo Adams

Votes: 4,869

Watched as part of Joe Bob Ruins Christmas. Definitely a so-bad-it’s-good with a bunch of famous stars from the 80/90s. Fun but sloppy. Terrible 80s acting and editing. No logic. All in all, a good time and fun to watch with Joe Bob and his crew (devoid of a few awkward rants).

16. Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021–2022)

TV-MA | 45 min | Comedy, Drama

A look at the secret life of a sitcom wife.

Stars: Annie Murphy, Raymond Lee, Eric Petersen, Mary Hollis Inboden

Votes: 10,657

Watched season one - loved every episode! Such a dynamic, interesting show. Switches between King of Queens and Good Girls in an instant. Can’t wait for the second season to be released.

17. Licorice Pizza (2021)

R | 133 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

90 Metascore

The story of Alana Kane and Gary Valentine growing up, running around and going through the treacherous navigation of first love in the San Fernando Valley, 1973.

Director: Paul Thomas Anderson | Stars: Alana Haim, Cooper Hoffman, Sean Penn, Tom Waits

Votes: 140,238

Beautiful cinematography, solid acting by everyone, stellar cast, incredible soundtrack and score (Johnny G!), but man, nothing really happens. The plot doesn’t feel super connected, doesn’t really have a decent flow, and it’s hard to care for the characters deeply. Many small ideas are dropped in as aesthetic (sexual harassment, racism) but don’t really add to the story outside of time and place. Fun to watch if you don’t expect deep emotional connection (purely from the construction of the story). Hoffman killed it for a first role, or really just in general, and I can’t wait to see the Haims in more movies.

18. Sisters (III) (2015)

R | 118 min | Comedy

58 Metascore

Two sisters decide to throw one last house party before their parents sell their family home.

Director: Jason Moore | Stars: Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Ike Barinholtz

Votes: 69,333 | Gross: $87.04M

Seen this one a few times. Pretty funny but generic movie. Enjoyable moments and awesome cast. Worth a watch every once in a while.

19. Rope (1948)

Approved | 80 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

73 Metascore

Two men attempt to prove they committed the perfect crime by hosting a dinner party after strangling their former classmate to death.

Director: Alfred Hitchcock | Stars: James Stewart, John Dall, Farley Granger, Dick Hogan

Votes: 153,599

Incredible movie for the time. Acting was superb and set was impeccable. Fantastic cinematography, of course. All around great movie. Script was interesting and story flowed well. Could have used a bit more out of the story, but I blame that on the following 70-odd years of movies raising my expectations. Would watch again.

20. Wishmaster (1997)

R | 90 min | Fantasy, Horror

A demonic djinn attempts to grant its owner three wishes, which will allow him to summon his brethren to Earth.

Director: Robert Kurtzman | Stars: Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Angus Scrimm, Ari Barak

Votes: 25,396 | Gross: $15.72M

I don’t think I’m super into corn-syrupy creature features. I can appreciate the creativity and talent that goes into this film, from writing to acting to production, but the whole so-grotesque-you-can’t-look-away thing just doesn’t do it for me. The script is mostly solid with a bit of wonkiness and cheese, but I dug the story and the dialogue. I could do without things like one dude’s innards acting another dude or jaws ripping off, but I may even feel differently had I known walking in. Maybe I’ll need to rewatch, maybe I’m good.

21. Stir of Echoes (1999)

R | 99 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

67 Metascore

After being hypnotized by his sister-in-law, a man begins seeing haunting visions of a girl's ghost and a mystery begins to unfold around him.

Director: David Koepp | Stars: Kevin Bacon, Zachary David Cope, Kathryn Erbe, Illeana Douglas

Votes: 87,485 | Gross: $21.13M

Great plot, twists and turns. Fantastic acting from a great cast. Fun combination of thriller, mystery, and paranormal. A couple funny FX choices but overall, impressive movie from the turn of the millennium. Definitely rewatchable, even if to just look for clues.

22. Donnie Darko (2001)

R | 113 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi

88 Metascore

After narrowly escaping a bizarre accident, a troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a man in a large rabbit suit who manipulates him to commit a series of crimes.

Director: Richard Kelly | Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Mary McDonnell, Holmes Osborne

Votes: 849,920 | Gross: $1.48M

Watched with Original DVD commentary for theatrical cut - Arrow Video release. 10/10 would do again.

23. The Conjuring 2 (2016)

R | 134 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

65 Metascore

Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to North London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by a supernatural spirit.

Director: James Wan | Stars: Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Madison Wolfe, Frances O'Connor

Votes: 300,360 | Gross: $102.47M

So good. Probably my favorite of the trilogy.

24. Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous (2013)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy

After recently graduating high school, young Zach Stone opts out of a college to pursue the New American Dream: becoming famous with no talent whatsoever.

Stars: Bo Burnham, Tom Wilson, Kari Coleman, Cameron Palatas

Votes: 4,343

Fantastic show. So bummed it was cancelled on the cliffhanger. Everyone is awesome and Bo kills it.

25. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

R | 116 min | Comedy, Romance

73 Metascore

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Director: Judd Apatow | Stars: Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco

Votes: 466,928 | Gross: $109.45M

*listened to commentary of director’s cut*

26. The Matrix (1999)

R | 136 min | Action, Sci-Fi

73 Metascore

When a beautiful stranger leads computer hacker Neo to a forbidding underworld, he discovers the shocking truth--the life he knows is the elaborate deception of an evil cyber-intelligence.

Directors: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving

Votes: 2,052,652 | Gross: $171.48M

Rewatched for posterity

27. The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

R | 138 min | Action, Sci-Fi

62 Metascore

Freedom fighters Neo, Trinity and Morpheus continue to lead the revolt against the Machine Army, unleashing their arsenal of extraordinary skills and weaponry against the systematic forces of repression and exploitation.

Directors: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving

Votes: 630,461 | Gross: $281.49M

Watched in bits and pieces - need to rewatch for analysis

28. The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

R | 129 min | Action, Sci-Fi

47 Metascore

The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.

Directors: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving

Votes: 543,388 | Gross: $139.31M

Watched about half before seeing the new Matrix in theaters

29. The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

R | 148 min | Action, Sci-Fi

63 Metascore

Return to a world of two realities: one, everyday life; the other, what lies behind it. To find out if his reality is a construct, to truly know himself, Mr. Anderson will have to choose to follow the white rabbit once more.

Director: Lana Wachowski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Jonathan Groff

Votes: 279,370

Visually impressive, awesome cast, great callbacks but the story was lackluster and felt unnecessary. Also, I could do without the human bomb scene and the WB self-aware meta dialogue.

30. Miss Congeniality (2000)

PG-13 | 109 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

43 Metascore

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Director: Donald Petrie | Stars: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen

Votes: 230,216 | Gross: $106.81M

Fun, lighthearted movie from the turn of the millennium. What is there to complain about?

31. Funny Games (2007)

R | 111 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

44 Metascore

Two psychopathic young men take a family hostage in their cabin.

Director: Michael Haneke | Stars: Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, Michael Pitt, Brady Corbet

Votes: 103,821 | Gross: $1.29M

Last movie of 2021/first of 2022!



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