Does Bruce Willis smell like gunpowder, sweat, and dried blood? In my mind he always did, but my world was crushed today with the discovery of his new cologne, titled simply "Bruce Willis."
Sparing no hyperbole, Lr Health and Beauty CEO Tilo Ploger had this to say, "I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world." So, the cologne smells like pine trees, bourbon, and exhaust fumes? I wish! Instead, the new fragrance, also available as a body wash and deodorant, smells of pepper, grapefruit, and something called "vetiver", which I can only assume is the bottled smell of his sheets after a night with Alisha Klass (note: I have come to find out that vetiver is a type of grass grown in India).
Racked reports that the marketing slogan for the fragrance is "Smart Guys Live Forever." If Bruce Willis dies, we...
Sparing no hyperbole, Lr Health and Beauty CEO Tilo Ploger had this to say, "I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world." So, the cologne smells like pine trees, bourbon, and exhaust fumes? I wish! Instead, the new fragrance, also available as a body wash and deodorant, smells of pepper, grapefruit, and something called "vetiver", which I can only assume is the bottled smell of his sheets after a night with Alisha Klass (note: I have come to find out that vetiver is a type of grass grown in India).
Racked reports that the marketing slogan for the fragrance is "Smart Guys Live Forever." If Bruce Willis dies, we...
- 7/11/2010
- by John Gholson
- Cinematical
Bruce Willis' passionate affair with 25-year-old actress Brooke Burns has been confirmed, after the pair were spotted frolicking in the waves off Costa Rica. The Die Hard star, 48, has copied ex-wife Demi Moore's by hooking up with a much younger lover. Demi, 40, is dating Ashton Kutcher - who's the same age as former Baywatch babe Brooke. Willis joined the blonde beauty in the tropical Central American country to keep her company as she was filming, and the pair weren't shy about their budding romance - they were snapped playing in the sea together and canoodling openly on the beach. An onlooker says, "They were kissing and cuddling and Bruce looked like the cat who got the cream." Texan Brooke has romanced Elizabeth Hurley's ex-boyfriend Steve Bing, and has a three-year-old daughter by actor Julian McMahon, the ex-husband of singer Dannii Minogue. Since his split from Demi in 1998, Bruce has been linked with a series of beauties including actress Estella Warren, 23, and porn star Alisha Klass.
- 9/4/2003
- WENN
'Jealous' Demi Moore ruined her ex-husband Bruce Willis's raunchy romance - according to Bruce's alleged porn star lover. Alisha Klass, star of such carnal classics as Mission To Uranus and Tushy Heaven, claims she dumped Willis after Moore "got involved and was causing some problems" between them. Alisha says, "She came running after Bruce pretty quick after I got there. If they get back together and make a family, I think that would be great. I'm not in love with Bruce. It was all fun for me and now it's over." Besides romping with her ex-husband, Klass claims to have bedded Demi's former fiancee Emilio Estevez. She adds, "I guess I slept with Demi's ex-fiancee and ex-husband! Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't help."...
- 5/24/2001
- WENN
Hollywood hunk Bruce Willis is so obsessed with his new porn star girlfriend that he's had cameras set up in her apartment so they can send X-rated messages to each other. Bruce has reportedly started dating Alisha Klass and even calls the 29-year-old "Demi" in bed, in praise of his ex-wife Demi Moore. A pal of the porn star says, "He begs her to come and meet him and sends her presents and erotic poetry to entice her. He even had an electronics expert set up cameras in her Los Angeles condo so that they could send goodnight kisses and X-rated erotic poses to each other." On St Valentine's Day, the actor picked Klass up in a limo filled with chocolate roses. The friend adds, "Bruce made the limo drive around Los Angeles for three hours while they made passionate love. Ali said that their groping and throbbing bodies created so much heat that the chocolate literally melted in the limo."...
- 3/9/2001
- WENN
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