- I'd rather pay $100 to stay home than $40 to be in almost any bar or restaurant.
- If you want to find out who somebody really is give them money and power.
- Let us not confuse our talent with our paycheck.
- The greatest talent I have ever witnessed live with my own two eyes is Dave Weckl.
- Except for his opinion on golf, I agree with everything I've heard George Carlin say.
- You can't learn anything if your lips are moving.
- The two hardest things to do everyday are exercise and not spend money.
- The upkeep of my health, happiness, and safety is the sole responsibility of one person and one person alone.
- A quiet room with a good book, cup of coffee, and perhaps a cigar might be one of the most priceless things this world.
- The strongest one in the room is the one that cares the least.
- For me, not working out weighs buying things and going places.
- It should ALWAYS be personal.
- The hardest thing to receive in life is trust.
- Nothing is worth anything until you need it.
- Wanting nothing is the same as having everything.
- I am obsessed with death. The concept of dying. The idea that life, and everything in it, as far as we know, all leads up to one big nothing at all.
- I'd bet my life nobody has ever said "I'm glad I worked so hard" on their death bed.
- People have a wonderful opportunity to learn a great deal about themselves when their heart gets broken.
- People with children shouldn't complain about traffic, inflation, or any other man-made "problem."
- Life is too short to not use things like butter, sugar, and cream.
- "Atlas Shrugged" should be read by everyone.
- I have never had, nor will I ever have "social media." My word, I can't imagine needing such attention and approval.
- "Natural disaster" is an incorrect label. There is no such thing. It's only a "disaster" because it affects human life. It should be called a "natural occurrence." Now, MAN could be called a "natural disaster." (wink)
- Unless someone is diagnosed to be sick or physically handicapped, nobody should still live with their parents past the age of 21.
- Unless he is exercising or is in some kind of recreational pool/ocean situation, a grown man should never wear short pants in public. Anywhere. Ever.
- A man shouldn't wear (yellow) gold till he's at least about 75. And even then.......
- You'll never hear me tell someone what to do. I might make a suggestion on what they COULD do, or give my opinion on what I THINK should happen, but I never tell another person what to do. Our lives are way too short for people to be barking orders at each other.
- At a quick glance when judging someone's overall "walking around" intelligence, I base my opinion on their views on gay rights, a woman's right to choose, how much they care about politics and religion, and the amount of interest and energy they put into watching sports.
- People that organize gatherings to celebrate their own birthday should be having their last one.
- Believe nothing, trust no one, and save your money.
- Sometimes the greatest gift you can give someone is the last word.
- Zoos are a perfect example of how horrible man is.
- If you can't touch every part of your body with your hands, something is "wrong."
- I do not believe in or support awards based on opinion.
- I am never late.
- It doesn't matter WHAT happens, just so as long as things KEEP happening. (And even that doesn't make all that much difference.)
- The more something is advertised, the more I see desperation, uncertainty, and a lack of confidence within itself.
- If matter is neither created nor destroyed then isn't EVERYTHING "all-natural?"
- You don't get to lie to me AND be my friend.
- Whether I die 50 seconds from now or 50 years from now my last words are probably gonna be, "I should have eaten more cake."
- With almost 8 billion people in the world, how can anyone think, assume, or justify that it's THEIR turn? For anything.
- I don't love OR hate anyone I've never met.
- If you hunt you better also be living without plumbing and electricity.
- I find Las Vegas and Disney World an assault on my sense of taste.
- If everyone knew everything everyone has ever said about them nobody would have two friends in the world.
- Expensive at a penny if not needed.
- I don't care who or what is in the shot, a "selfie" looks like someone doesn't know how to use a camera.
- Fathers want their children to be happy, mothers want their daughters to be married.
- Everything I need to know about a man I can learn during a round of golf with him.
- Honesty and apologies mean nothing after you're caught.
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