Reviewed by Colleen Wanglund, MoreHorror.com
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Directed by Joseph Guzman
Runtime 91 minutes
Co-written (with Robert James Hayes II) and directed by Joseph Guzman (Run! Bitch Run! {2009}), Nude Nuns with Big Guns is one of those films that I thought I would love, based on my experience with nunsploitation films, but it turned out to be just average.
Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) took her vows with a church/convent that ended up part of a drug ring. The nuns were abused and forced to do all of the work of cutting and packaging the drugs while the priests and Mother Magda (Emma Messenger) collected all of the money. Sister Sarah is handed over to the big dealer Chavo (David Castro) when a delivery doesn’t go as planned. She is shot full of heroin and put to work as a prostitute. After being beaten by Brother John...
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Directed by Joseph Guzman
Runtime 91 minutes
Co-written (with Robert James Hayes II) and directed by Joseph Guzman (Run! Bitch Run! {2009}), Nude Nuns with Big Guns is one of those films that I thought I would love, based on my experience with nunsploitation films, but it turned out to be just average.
Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) took her vows with a church/convent that ended up part of a drug ring. The nuns were abused and forced to do all of the work of cutting and packaging the drugs while the priests and Mother Magda (Emma Messenger) collected all of the money. Sister Sarah is handed over to the big dealer Chavo (David Castro) when a delivery doesn’t go as planned. She is shot full of heroin and put to work as a prostitute. After being beaten by Brother John...
- 5/31/2014
- by admin
- MoreHorror
Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010) Director: Joseph Guzman Stars: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Bill Oberst Jr. After a nun is shot and left for dead in a drug deal gone wrong, she returns as a holy vigilante intent on cleaning up the corrupt clergy and the motorcycle gang protecting them. If there's one question you have about this movie, it's probably, "Is the title accurate?" And the answer is a resounding "Yes." There are lots of nuns. Most of them are...
- 8/22/2012
- by Jason Adams
- JoBlo.com
Title: Nude Nuns with Big Guns Directed by: Joseph Guzman Starring: Asun Ortega, David Castro and Perry D’Marco Running time: 90 minutes, Unrated, Available on DVD After Sister Sarah becomes ordained to become a nun, she gets involved in a corrupt clergy run drug ring where she is brainwashed, raped, drugged and left for dead. She receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on those who have wronged her, armed with some big ass guns. Sister Sarah rescues Sister Angelina from experiencing the same fate that turned her into a vigilante, together they take out the evil Father Carlittos, Mother Magda and a gang of drug dealing,...
- 2/18/2012
- by juliana
- ShockYa
“Hell hath no fury like a nude nun scorned.” All kidding aside, Nude Nuns with Big Guns is quite simply a bad movie. It's an action film that tries so hard to follow in the footsteps of Quentin Tarantino but fails miserably. Not only is the film violent but it's highly offensive, featuring priests and clergymen as corrupt, evil murderers and drug-pushers. This train wreck is now out on Blu-ray, but we strongly advise against purchasing it.
The story follows Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega), a nun who is treated badly by the clergy. One night, she is drugged and left for dead by the same people. She then gets word from God to seek revenge on those who wronged her. The rest of the movie has her arming herself to the teeth like she’s Rambo, and then Sister Sarah blasts her way to justice putting bullet holes in everyone...
The story follows Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega), a nun who is treated badly by the clergy. One night, she is drugged and left for dead by the same people. She then gets word from God to seek revenge on those who wronged her. The rest of the movie has her arming herself to the teeth like she’s Rambo, and then Sister Sarah blasts her way to justice putting bullet holes in everyone...
- 2/16/2012
- by Randall Unger
- JustPressPlay.net
The power of Christ impales the man in this video who is a human punching bag for a group of nuns practicing their Karate and Aikido moves. It's an exploitation lover's wet dream — complete with rosary strangulation and slow-mo. Check out the video below, which we truly hope is real, and then dig into five other films that feature ass-kicking nuns. Night of the Demons 2 Sister Gloria (the awesome Jennifer Rhodes) is the snarky nun with nunchakus and a stealthy ruler who guards the students of St. Rita's from the demonic Angela. Nude Nuns With Big Guns Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) wields a set of wicked guns after getting caught up in a ring of corrupt clergy, drug-dealing bikers, and...
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- 10/4/2011
- by Alison Nastasi
- Movies.com
Bill Oberst Jr. is the definition of “the horror actor”, the working actor doesn’t prefer anything outside of the horror genre and wouldn’t have it any other way. Oberst has some cool projects in the works including Vivid and Legend of the Red Reaper, he shares some stories about working on True Blood and MTV’s upcoming horror series Death Valley. The actor keeps busy for sure! Check out my latest Versus with Bill Oberst Jr. to learn more about this hard working cool actor.
Brian S- First off you've really been cranking out film projects since 2007. How'd you get into acting?
Bill Oberst Jr.- I was a bizarre-looking kid who loved monsters and the other kids made fun of me. I learned a useful equation: "If You Entertain People, They Will Not Hit You." So my whole career has pretty much been about trying to get people not to hit me.
Brian S- First off you've really been cranking out film projects since 2007. How'd you get into acting?
Bill Oberst Jr.- I was a bizarre-looking kid who loved monsters and the other kids made fun of me. I learned a useful equation: "If You Entertain People, They Will Not Hit You." So my whole career has pretty much been about trying to get people not to hit me.
- 7/9/2011
- by brians
- GeekTyrant
Nude Nuns With Big Guns
Stars: Asun Ortega, Bill Oberst Jr, Tawny Amber Young, Devanny Pinn, Jessica Elder, David Castro | Written by Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II | Directed by Joseph Guzman
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister is one bad mother…
Sometimes there are films that defy proper explanation, and sometimes there are films that do exactly as they say on the...
Stars: Asun Ortega, Bill Oberst Jr, Tawny Amber Young, Devanny Pinn, Jessica Elder, David Castro | Written by Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II | Directed by Joseph Guzman
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister is one bad mother…
Sometimes there are films that defy proper explanation, and sometimes there are films that do exactly as they say on the...
- 4/10/2011
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Check out this brand new poster for director-producer Joseph Guzman’s epically-titled Nude Nuns With Big Guns, which stars Asun Ortega as the eponymous nun.
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister Is One Bad Mother.
If you haven’t seen the trailer yet you can check it out here, and you can see images from the film here.
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister Is One Bad Mother.
If you haven’t seen the trailer yet you can check it out here, and you can see images from the film here.
- 1/2/2011
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Who the heck doesn't like boobs and blood!? Well certainly not the guys over at the Boobs and Blood International Film Festival. The direct and to the point entitled film fest, held last September, is today sponsoring the Los Angeles premiere of 'Nude Nuns with Big Guns', as part of the Bowling For Boobies charity for breast cancer awareness. There'll be topless nun go-go dancers, a band and muchos fun galore! It takes place this evening 3 November 3 at 9:35 Pm in Santa Monica. Full details below! The Joesph Guzman directed flick itself stars Bill Oberst Jr., Devanny Pinn (below), Tawny Amber Young, Monica Ramon, Ivet Corvea, Jessica Elder, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Asun Ortega, Tomas Boykin and David Castro. The event also has a host of special guests before the main event including a pre-show serial 'Curious Happenings of George Warrior' with George Warrior in attendance, and a QandA...
- 11/3/2010
- Horror Asylum
Sometimes you have to go low brow to get the message out and today is a day for those indie horror fans who like boobs and blood. Nude Nuns with Big Guns will be having a premiere November 3rd in Santa Monica at the
Boobs and Blood wrap up event. This is a charity sponsored event for Bowling for Boobies, which is a cause valiantly fighting breast cancer. The film itself pits one abused nun against a corrupt clergy, with guns and sex appeal the only way to salvation. So, support healthy breasts everywhere, and a great film, by ordering your tickets soon (this showing will undoubtedly sell out). More details below.
The synopsis for the film:
"Sister Sarah takes her vows to become a nun. She is then abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by a corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs,...
Boobs and Blood wrap up event. This is a charity sponsored event for Bowling for Boobies, which is a cause valiantly fighting breast cancer. The film itself pits one abused nun against a corrupt clergy, with guns and sex appeal the only way to salvation. So, support healthy breasts everywhere, and a great film, by ordering your tickets soon (this showing will undoubtedly sell out). More details below.
The synopsis for the film:
"Sister Sarah takes her vows to become a nun. She is then abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by a corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs,...
- 10/21/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
Nnwbg PosterThis is an independent film which has been making a lot of buzz for mixing sexuality with spirituality, especially Catholicism. Nude Nuns with Big Guns offers more than controversy however, as Sister Sarah is tormented in this first trailer for the film. This is a mature clip, since Sarah is drugged, stripped and left for dead. But much like Jesus she returns from near death to prove that she "is one bad mother!" (Camelot). Check out the clip below.
For fun, let us do another breakdown of passive and active sentence structure for this synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns. (P) represent passive sentences, which should be avoided. Other grammatical errors will be pointed out to get more people on a better grammatically correct track. Active sentences are much more effective for getting your point across and for persuading audiences/readers. They also make sentences more concise (shorter...
For fun, let us do another breakdown of passive and active sentence structure for this synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns. (P) represent passive sentences, which should be avoided. Other grammatical errors will be pointed out to get more people on a better grammatically correct track. Active sentences are much more effective for getting your point across and for persuading audiences/readers. They also make sentences more concise (shorter...
- 10/9/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about director-producer Joseph Guzman’s epically-titled Nude Nuns With Big Guns, however thanks once again to TwitchFilm we have the trailer!
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister Is One Bad Mother.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns stars Asun Ortega as the eponymous nun. You can check out images from the film here.
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister Is One Bad Mother.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns stars Asun Ortega as the eponymous nun. You can check out images from the film here.
- 10/8/2010
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Filed under: Trailers and Clips, Movie News, Cinematical
'Nude Nuns with Big Guns' doesn't need much of an endorsement other than what its title suggests -- sexy servants of God wielding wicked guns. Joseph Guzman's latest about a vengeful nun on a rampage looks like part nunsploitation, part mexploitation and all entertaining. If you still have exploitation fever after Rodriguez's 'Machete' then this one should cure what ails you.
Asun Ortega stars as Sister Sarah, who is abused, brainwashed and drugged by the corrupt clergy of her church. While that might sound like a good time to some of you, Sister Sarah makes it her mission to track down those who wronged her -- after God told her to, of course. She quickly develops a bad habit for big guns and hunts her tormentors like prey in the ultimate battle between good versus evil. The church has other plans,...
'Nude Nuns with Big Guns' doesn't need much of an endorsement other than what its title suggests -- sexy servants of God wielding wicked guns. Joseph Guzman's latest about a vengeful nun on a rampage looks like part nunsploitation, part mexploitation and all entertaining. If you still have exploitation fever after Rodriguez's 'Machete' then this one should cure what ails you.
Asun Ortega stars as Sister Sarah, who is abused, brainwashed and drugged by the corrupt clergy of her church. While that might sound like a good time to some of you, Sister Sarah makes it her mission to track down those who wronged her -- after God told her to, of course. She quickly develops a bad habit for big guns and hunts her tormentors like prey in the ultimate battle between good versus evil. The church has other plans,...
- 10/7/2010
- by Alison Nastasi
- Cinematical
Director / producer Joseph Guzman is bringing the nunsploitation back. Asun Ortega stars in Guzman's latest as, apparently, a nun who will get naked while wielding large firearms. Here's the official synopsis:
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this
Sister Is One Bad Mother
The trailer for this one has just arrived and we've also got a gallery of images below.
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this
Sister Is One Bad Mother
The trailer for this one has just arrived and we've also got a gallery of images below.
- 10/7/2010
- Screen Anarchy
If ever there was a more apt and more descriptive film title, I’ve never heard it. Nude Nuns With Big Guns does Exactly what the title promises and delivers a nude nun with an awesome selection of big (and not so big) guns – here’s hoping for a new nunsploitation classic!
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister Is One Bad Mother.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns...
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister Is One Bad Mother.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns...
- 7/17/2010
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Director / producer Joseph Guzman is bringing the nunsploitation back. Asun Ortega stars in Guzman's latest as, apparently, a nun who will get naked while wielding large firearms. Here's the official synopsis:
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this
Sister Is One Bad Mother
I've actually seen the sales promo for this and the production values are surprisingly good, the film coming off like a Desperado infused...
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this
Sister Is One Bad Mother
I've actually seen the sales promo for this and the production values are surprisingly good, the film coming off like a Desperado infused...
- 7/16/2010
- Screen Anarchy
Nude Nuns with Big Guns continues to gather momentum and support while distribution for North America moves ahead with talks. A set report shows the ladies of the habit unloading shotgun shells and menacing others with .357 Magnums in these exclusive stills. Not to be outdone are several bikers shown below who would like nothing more than to shut central character Sarah's trail of revenge down. Get acquainted with gorgeous nuns, some dirty bikers and a whole slew of grindhouse funsploitation in these most recent movie stills.
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister clergy sect and a rogue motorcycle gang. She unleashes her own unique brand of forgiveness as she shows them that hell hath no fury like a Nude Nun with a Big Gun!" (Bill Oberst...
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister clergy sect and a rogue motorcycle gang. She unleashes her own unique brand of forgiveness as she shows them that hell hath no fury like a Nude Nun with a Big Gun!" (Bill Oberst...
- 5/29/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Ross Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
The first Nude Nuns with Big Guns article posted (here) has outperformed any other news piece on this site for the last several weeks. The film was also extremely popular at the Cannes film festival(May 12-21st). In order to maintain fan interest a second film poster, courtesy of the Camelot Entertainment Group, has been released. The latest news on the film is that Nude Nuns, a nunsploitation flick, has garnered distribution for Australia, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland. North American distribution and other terrortories are being negotiated. So, get a feel for the film with this latest poster art and familiarize yourself with this feature until more info' on this very popular film comes this way.
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister...
The synopsis for Nude Nuns with Big Guns here:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns follows the revenge of Sister Sarah after she is raped, drugged, and abused by a sinister...
- 5/27/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Ross Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
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