The trailer has been released for "Avalanche Sharks," the latest of Syfy's ridiculous (ly awesome) monster movies starring ... well, mostly bad special effects. This latest one, however, takes the cake -- we have never actually heard of anyone starring in it, though we think Emily Addison is a porn star.
The premise of this gem seems to be crazy spring breakers are being terrorized by snow-swimming sharks. So it's like "Spring Break Shark Attack" on a mountain. Though considering the title, it seems like there's a serious lack of avalanches. But "Snow Sharks" probably didn't pack the same punch.
We have to say, this makes "Sharknado" look like a cinematic masterpiece. Also, without an actor from a favorite '90s teen drama or some kind of one-hit wonder singer or Eric Roberts, it just doesn't pack the same punch.
There is no broadcast date yet for "Avalanche Sharks" on Syfy,...
The premise of this gem seems to be crazy spring breakers are being terrorized by snow-swimming sharks. So it's like "Spring Break Shark Attack" on a mountain. Though considering the title, it seems like there's a serious lack of avalanches. But "Snow Sharks" probably didn't pack the same punch.
We have to say, this makes "Sharknado" look like a cinematic masterpiece. Also, without an actor from a favorite '90s teen drama or some kind of one-hit wonder singer or Eric Roberts, it just doesn't pack the same punch.
There is no broadcast date yet for "Avalanche Sharks" on Syfy,...
- 10/11/2013
- by editorial@zap2it.com
- Zap2It - From Inside the Box
Mad Moxxi Cosplayer: Envy Kitty Pearson Photographers: Ronald Ladao & animefx ........................................................................ Aquaman Cosplayer: Alexa Karii ........................................................................ Fantastic Four - Sue Storm (Invisible Woman) Cosplayer: Licorne CosPlay Photographers: Czinege Photography & Jakab Tamás Photography ........................................................................ Star Wars - Princess Leia Cosplayer: Emily Addison * Photographers: San Diego Shooter & David Ngo ........................................................................ Wonder Woman (Body Paint) Model: Veronica Gomez * Photographer: Bryan Anderson Body Paint: Rcc Creations ........................................................................ Fantastic Four - Sue Storm (Invisible Woman) Cosplayer: Jennifer Van Damsel * Photographer: Michael Shum X-Men - Rogue Cosplayer: Jennifer Van Damsel * Photographer: Max Shoots Cosplay ........................................................................ She-Ra Cosplayer: Krystle Starr Cosplay Photographers: Michael Shum & Eugene Lee ........................................................................ Mai Shiranui & I-no (Guilty Gear) Cosplayer: Dalin Cosplay * Photographer: Cato Kusanagi ........................................................................ Marvel - Thor Cosplayer: Toni Darling * Photographer: Eurobeat Kasumi Photography ........................................................................
- 8/5/2013
- ComicBookMovie.com
Mad Moxxi Cosplayer: Envy Kitty Pearson Photographers: Ronald Ladao & animefx ........................................................................ Aquaman Cosplayer: Alexa Karii ........................................................................ Fantastic Four - Sue Storm (Invisible Woman) Cosplayer: Licorne CosPlay Photographers: Czinege Photography & Jakab Tamás Photography ........................................................................ Star Wars - Princess Leia Cosplayer: Emily Addison * Photographers: San Diego Shooter & David Ngo ........................................................................ Wonder Woman (Body Paint) Model: Veronica Gomez * Photographer: Bryan Anderson Body Paint: Rcc Creations ........................................................................ Fantastic Four - Sue Storm (Invisible Woman) Cosplayer: Jennifer Van Damsel * Photographer: Michael Shum X-Men - Rogue Cosplayer: Jennifer Van Damsel * Photographer: Max Shoots Cosplay ........................................................................ She-Ra Cosplayer: Krystle Starr Cosplay Photographers: Michael Shum & Eugene Lee ........................................................................ Mai Shiranui & I-no (Guilty Gear) Cosplayer: Dalin Cosplay * Photographer: Cato Kusanagi ........................................................................ Marvel - Thor Cosplayer: Toni Darling * Photographer: Eurobeat Kasumi Photography ........................................................................
- 8/5/2013
- ComicBookMovie.com
Distribution company Odyssey Media looks to be getting in on the b-movie market in a big way with four Syfy-ish flicks that showcase snow sharks, volcanic dragons, crimefighting teen vampires, and Battle Royale at the bottom of a sinkhole.
Avalanche Sharks – After an horrific avalanche, the staff members at Twin Pines Ski Resort start to receive reports of missing people and creatures that move beneath the snow. As the body count piles up, the management tries to cover up the situation, which leads to disaster on their busiest day of the year: Bikini Snow Day.
This sequel to last year’s Sand Sharks was also supposed to star Brooke Hogan, but she had to back out due to a scheduling conflict. Instead Kate Nauta, Erika Jordan, and Emily Addison will have to serve as attractive snow shark bait in this frozen nature gone amok flick from Scott Wheeler, director of...
Avalanche Sharks – After an horrific avalanche, the staff members at Twin Pines Ski Resort start to receive reports of missing people and creatures that move beneath the snow. As the body count piles up, the management tries to cover up the situation, which leads to disaster on their busiest day of the year: Bikini Snow Day.
This sequel to last year’s Sand Sharks was also supposed to star Brooke Hogan, but she had to back out due to a scheduling conflict. Instead Kate Nauta, Erika Jordan, and Emily Addison will have to serve as attractive snow shark bait in this frozen nature gone amok flick from Scott Wheeler, director of...
- 4/12/2013
- by Foywonder
- DreadCentral.com
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