Welcome to this week’s review of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast from the Charleston Coliseum in Charleston, Wv. We’ve got Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Taz on commentary this week, so let’s get into the review!
Match #1: TNT Championship Match – Adam Copeland def. Penta El Zero Miedo The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Penta speared Copeland and then stuck him with a diving double foot stomp for a near fall. Penta El Zero Miedo hit Copeland with a clothesline, knocking Copeland to the arena floor. Copeland got back in the ring and Penta greeted him with a chop to Copeland’s chest. Copeland rallied back with flying head scissors. Copeland and Penta El Zero Miedo both had the same idea, fighting fire with fire, clubbing each other with lariats and then high boots. Penta El Zero Miedo had Copeland rocked after a sling blade. Penta flipped...
Match #1: TNT Championship Match – Adam Copeland def. Penta El Zero Miedo The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Penta speared Copeland and then stuck him with a diving double foot stomp for a near fall. Penta El Zero Miedo hit Copeland with a clothesline, knocking Copeland to the arena floor. Copeland got back in the ring and Penta greeted him with a chop to Copeland’s chest. Copeland rallied back with flying head scissors. Copeland and Penta El Zero Miedo both had the same idea, fighting fire with fire, clubbing each other with lariats and then high boots. Penta El Zero Miedo had Copeland rocked after a sling blade. Penta flipped...
- 4/12/2024
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
It’s Monday so you know what that means, it’s time for our weekly review of Aew: Rampage! This week’s show was broadcast from the Heritage Bank Center in Cincinnati and featured Excalibur, Chris Jericho and Tony Schiavone on commentary. Now let’s get to the review…
Match #1: The Lucha Brothers (Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) and The Hardys (Matt & Jeff) def. Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, The Butcher & The Blade The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Fenix blasted Lethal with a missile dropkick. Fenix took Butcher down with a thrust kick to the head. Jeff Hardy tagged in and worked over Butcher’s shoulder. Matt Hardy tagged in and dropped an elbow on Butcher’s arm. Matt continued to work over Butcher’s arm. The Hardys double suplexed the Butcher and then the Blade. After some interference from Sonjay Dutt, Butcher and Jay Lethal got the advantage on Matt Hardy.
Match #1: The Lucha Brothers (Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) and The Hardys (Matt & Jeff) def. Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, The Butcher & The Blade The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Fenix blasted Lethal with a missile dropkick. Fenix took Butcher down with a thrust kick to the head. Jeff Hardy tagged in and worked over Butcher’s shoulder. Matt Hardy tagged in and dropped an elbow on Butcher’s arm. Matt continued to work over Butcher’s arm. The Hardys double suplexed the Butcher and then the Blade. After some interference from Sonjay Dutt, Butcher and Jay Lethal got the advantage on Matt Hardy.
- 9/18/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
It’s Monday so you know what that means, it’s time for our weekly review of Aew: Rampage! This week’s show was broadcast from the Indiana Farmers Coliseum in Indianapolis and featured Excalibur, Chris Jericho and Tony Schiavone on commentary. Now let’s get to the review…
Match #1: Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament Quarter-Final Match – Penta El Zero Miedo def. Jay Lethal The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Lethal and Penta began shoving one another. Penta escaped a wristlock. Penta El Zero Miedo connected with a thrust kick. They traded chops. Penta hit a double foot stomp on Jay Lethal. Jeff Jarrett swiped at Penta’s foot from the outside, but Penta outsmarted him. Penta jumped over the top rope, but Satnam Singh caught him and smashed him into the ring post as the ref was distracted by Jeff Jarrett. Karen Jarrett tied the back...
Match #1: Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament Quarter-Final Match – Penta El Zero Miedo def. Jay Lethal The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Lethal and Penta began shoving one another. Penta escaped a wristlock. Penta El Zero Miedo connected with a thrust kick. They traded chops. Penta hit a double foot stomp on Jay Lethal. Jeff Jarrett swiped at Penta’s foot from the outside, but Penta outsmarted him. Penta jumped over the top rope, but Satnam Singh caught him and smashed him into the ring post as the ref was distracted by Jeff Jarrett. Karen Jarrett tied the back...
- 9/11/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast live from the Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio. We’ve got Excalibur, Tony Schiavone and Taz on commentary so let’s get into the review!
Match #1: The Young Bucks (Nick & Matt Jackson) def. The Hardys (Matt & Jeff) The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Matt Jackson and Jeff Hardy locked up. Jeff used an atomic drop and then a neck breaker on Matt Jackson. Jeff tagged in Matt Hardy. The Hardys planted Nick Jackson onto Matt Jackson. Matt Hardy power bombed Matt Jackson. Nick tagged in and cleaned house on the Hardys. Nick faceplanted Matt Hardy. The Jacksons hit Risky Business on Matt Hardy. Nick went over the top rope and wiped out the Hardys on the floor. Matt Hardy rallied back with a Side Effect on Matt Jackson. Jeff and Nick tagged in for their respective teams.
Match #1: The Young Bucks (Nick & Matt Jackson) def. The Hardys (Matt & Jeff) The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Matt Jackson and Jeff Hardy locked up. Jeff used an atomic drop and then a neck breaker on Matt Jackson. Jeff tagged in Matt Hardy. The Hardys planted Nick Jackson onto Matt Jackson. Matt Hardy power bombed Matt Jackson. Nick tagged in and cleaned house on the Hardys. Nick faceplanted Matt Hardy. The Jacksons hit Risky Business on Matt Hardy. Nick went over the top rope and wiped out the Hardys on the floor. Matt Hardy rallied back with a Side Effect on Matt Jackson. Jeff and Nick tagged in for their respective teams.
- 8/11/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of the 200th episode of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast live from the Yuengling Center in Tampa, Florida. We’ve got Excalibur, Tony Schiavone and Taz on commentary so let’s get into the review!
Match #1: Chris Jericho & Konosuke Takeshita def. Daniel Garcia & Sammy Guevara The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Jericho hit a shoulder block on Sammy and Sammy sprung right back up to his feet. They traded chops and then Sammy connected with a corkscrew dropkick. And Jericho got right up to his feet. Garcia tagged in and wrenched at Jericho’s arm, yanking him down to the mat. Garcia taunted Jericho by dancing in front of him. Takeshita grabbed a tag and took down Garcia with the Takeshita Line. Jericho nailed Garcia with a vertical suplex and then blew a kiss to the viewers at home. Callis grabbed Garcia...
Match #1: Chris Jericho & Konosuke Takeshita def. Daniel Garcia & Sammy Guevara The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Jericho hit a shoulder block on Sammy and Sammy sprung right back up to his feet. They traded chops and then Sammy connected with a corkscrew dropkick. And Jericho got right up to his feet. Garcia tagged in and wrenched at Jericho’s arm, yanking him down to the mat. Garcia taunted Jericho by dancing in front of him. Takeshita grabbed a tag and took down Garcia with the Takeshita Line. Jericho nailed Garcia with a vertical suplex and then blew a kiss to the viewers at home. Callis grabbed Garcia...
- 8/4/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
It’s Monday so you know what that means, it’s time for our weekly review of Aew: Rampage! This week’s show, which broadcast from the FirstOntario Centre in Hamilton, Ontario, features Excalibur and Tony Schiavone on commentary. Now let’s get to the review…
Match #1: Roh World Championship Match – Claudio Castagnoli def. Komander The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Claudio Castagnoli hurled Komander into the corner turnbuckles. Komander dodged an uppercut, but Claudio came back with a big boot. Komander wiggled free of a suplex attempt. Alex Abrahantes was ringside, getting Komander hyped up. The Roh World champ flung Komander around via the Giant Swing. Komander rolled free from a Ricola bomb. Komander attempted a tope, but Claudio caught him! Komander hit Claudio with knee strikes to escape the champ’s grasp. Komander took Claudio down with an arm drag off the turnbuckles to the arena floor.
Match #1: Roh World Championship Match – Claudio Castagnoli def. Komander The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Claudio Castagnoli hurled Komander into the corner turnbuckles. Komander dodged an uppercut, but Claudio came back with a big boot. Komander wiggled free of a suplex attempt. Alex Abrahantes was ringside, getting Komander hyped up. The Roh World champ flung Komander around via the Giant Swing. Komander rolled free from a Ricola bomb. Komander attempted a tope, but Claudio caught him! Komander hit Claudio with knee strikes to escape the champ’s grasp. Komander took Claudio down with an arm drag off the turnbuckles to the arena floor.
- 7/3/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. We’ve got Excalibur, Tony Schiavone and Taz on commentary so let’s get into the review!
Match #1: Aew International Championship Match – Orange Cassidy def. Aussie Open’s Kyle Fletcher The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Fletcher charged at Cassidy and nailed him with a brain buster for a near fall. Fletcher flew outside the ring with a tope to Orange. Cassidy shoved Fletcher off the turnbuckles, and Fletcher crashed on the apron. Cassidy followed up with a Ddt on the apron! And then Cassidy rocked Fletcher with a Beach Break on the arena floor. Cassidy connected with a dropkick. Fletcher hit Cassidy flush in the face with a dropkick. Fletcher used a delayed vertical suplex on Orange Cassidy. The champ came back with a Stun Dog Millionaire,...
Match #1: Aew International Championship Match – Orange Cassidy def. Aussie Open’s Kyle Fletcher The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Fletcher charged at Cassidy and nailed him with a brain buster for a near fall. Fletcher flew outside the ring with a tope to Orange. Cassidy shoved Fletcher off the turnbuckles, and Fletcher crashed on the apron. Cassidy followed up with a Ddt on the apron! And then Cassidy rocked Fletcher with a Beach Break on the arena floor. Cassidy connected with a dropkick. Fletcher hit Cassidy flush in the face with a dropkick. Fletcher used a delayed vertical suplex on Orange Cassidy. The champ came back with a Stun Dog Millionaire,...
- 5/26/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
We’ve got a bonus show from Aew this week, the sixth installment of the quarterly Battle of the Belts, which followed directly from this week’s episode of Rampage this past Friday on TNT. Let’s get to it!
Match #1: Aew International Championship Match – Orange Cassidy def. Dralistico The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Dralistico drilled Orange with a knee strike and then a step-up hurracanrana. Orange dropkicked Dralistico, both hands in his pockets. Dralistico flew out of the ring and landed on top of the Best Friends. Lfi and Best Friends brawled up the ramp and to the back. Orange rocked Dralistico with a spinning Ddt. Dralistico fired back with a Code Breaker on Cassidy for a near fall. Orange rallied back with a Stun Dog Millionaire. Dralistico used a springboard hurracanrana on Orange and then worked on Cassidy’s arm. Countering the Beach Break, Dralistico...
Match #1: Aew International Championship Match – Orange Cassidy def. Dralistico The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Dralistico drilled Orange with a knee strike and then a step-up hurracanrana. Orange dropkicked Dralistico, both hands in his pockets. Dralistico flew out of the ring and landed on top of the Best Friends. Lfi and Best Friends brawled up the ramp and to the back. Orange rocked Dralistico with a spinning Ddt. Dralistico fired back with a Code Breaker on Cassidy for a near fall. Orange rallied back with a Stun Dog Millionaire. Dralistico used a springboard hurracanrana on Orange and then worked on Cassidy’s arm. Countering the Beach Break, Dralistico...
- 4/10/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
It’s Monday so you know what that means, it’s time for our weekly review of Aew: Rampage! This week’s show features Excalibur, Tony Schiavone and Jim Ross on commentary. Now let’s get to the review…
Match #1: TNT Championship Match – Powerhouse Hobbs def. Penta El Zero Miedo The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
They exchanged strikes at the beginning of the match. Penta El Zero Miedo blasted Hobbs with a thrust kick and then a dropkick, sending Hobbs tumbling to the arena floor. Penta El Zero Miedo was about to rocket out of the ring but Hobbs countered with a stiff forearm. He followed up by ramming Penta El Zero Miedo into the ring post. Hobbs smashed Penta El Zero Miedo with a backbreaker. Qt Marshall tied up Penta El Zero Miedo’s mask to the bottom rope as Hobbs distracted ref Aubrey Edwards. Hobbs stomped Penta El Zero Miedo,...
Match #1: TNT Championship Match – Powerhouse Hobbs def. Penta El Zero Miedo The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
They exchanged strikes at the beginning of the match. Penta El Zero Miedo blasted Hobbs with a thrust kick and then a dropkick, sending Hobbs tumbling to the arena floor. Penta El Zero Miedo was about to rocket out of the ring but Hobbs countered with a stiff forearm. He followed up by ramming Penta El Zero Miedo into the ring post. Hobbs smashed Penta El Zero Miedo with a backbreaker. Qt Marshall tied up Penta El Zero Miedo’s mask to the bottom rope as Hobbs distracted ref Aubrey Edwards. Hobbs stomped Penta El Zero Miedo,...
- 3/27/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast live from the Freeman Coliseum in San Antonio, Texas. We’ve got Excalibur, Tony Schiavone and Taz on commentary so let’s get into the review!
Match #1: The Elite def. Death Triangle The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Death Triangle blasted the Elite with thrust kicks and then took flight and took out the Elite on the arena floor. Penta El Zero Miedo cracked a trash can over Kenny’s head! He followed up by dropkicking the can against Kenny’s groin area. Death Triangle nailed Matt Jackson with triple dropkicks. Penta El Zero Miedo stuck Nick Jackson with the sling blade clothesline outside the ring. Pac and Rey Fenix set up tables on the arena floor. Penta El Zero Miedo propped up an artificial Christmas tree in the ring and Matt and Kenny were hit with the artificial pine needles.
Match #1: The Elite def. Death Triangle The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Death Triangle blasted the Elite with thrust kicks and then took flight and took out the Elite on the arena floor. Penta El Zero Miedo cracked a trash can over Kenny’s head! He followed up by dropkicking the can against Kenny’s groin area. Death Triangle nailed Matt Jackson with triple dropkicks. Penta El Zero Miedo stuck Nick Jackson with the sling blade clothesline outside the ring. Pac and Rey Fenix set up tables on the arena floor. Penta El Zero Miedo propped up an artificial Christmas tree in the ring and Matt and Kenny were hit with the artificial pine needles.
- 12/23/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
It’s Monday morning, so you know what that means… it’s time for our review of Friday night’s episode of Aew: Rampage, which this week emanated from the Enmarket Arena in Savannah, Georgia. Let’s get to the review!
Match #1: Brody King & Malakai Black def. John Silver & Alex Reynolds The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Reynolds and Black chain wrestled and then Reynolds took down Black with a deep arm drag. Black got a blind tag to Brody and Brody used his bulk to muscle Reynolds into the corner. Reynolds avoided a chop and tagged out to John Silver. Brody King leveled John Silver and then attempted a senton but Silver dodged it and tagged out to Reynolds. Silver and Reynolds blasted Brody with stereo kicks. They sent Brody spilling to the outside after more tandem offense. Brody intercepted a diving Alex Reynolds and then spiked him on the ring apron.
Match #1: Brody King & Malakai Black def. John Silver & Alex Reynolds The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Reynolds and Black chain wrestled and then Reynolds took down Black with a deep arm drag. Black got a blind tag to Brody and Brody used his bulk to muscle Reynolds into the corner. Reynolds avoided a chop and tagged out to John Silver. Brody King leveled John Silver and then attempted a senton but Silver dodged it and tagged out to Reynolds. Silver and Reynolds blasted Brody with stereo kicks. They sent Brody spilling to the outside after more tandem offense. Brody intercepted a diving Alex Reynolds and then spiked him on the ring apron.
- 7/18/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast live from the Blue Cross Arena at the War Memorial in Rochester, NY! We’ve Tony Schiavone, Excalibur, and Taz on commentary and an eagerly awaited main event… That was overshadowed, Imho, by one of Ricky Starks’ best promos Ever! Let’s get into it.
Match #1: TNT Championship Street Fight – Wardlow def. Scorpio Sky The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Sky evaded Wardlow and blasted Wardlow with body shots. Wardlow fired back with a massive shoulder tackle, taking the champion off his feet. Scorpio Sky connected with a low blow on Wardlow. An angered Wardlow hurled Scorpio Sky across the ring! Wardlow followed Scorpio Sky outside the ring. Lambert placed a hand on the back of Wardlow. Wardlow turned around but members of American Top Team were there to block him from getting to Lambert. Wardlow...
Match #1: TNT Championship Street Fight – Wardlow def. Scorpio Sky The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Sky evaded Wardlow and blasted Wardlow with body shots. Wardlow fired back with a massive shoulder tackle, taking the champion off his feet. Scorpio Sky connected with a low blow on Wardlow. An angered Wardlow hurled Scorpio Sky across the ring! Wardlow followed Scorpio Sky outside the ring. Lambert placed a hand on the back of Wardlow. Wardlow turned around but members of American Top Team were there to block him from getting to Lambert. Wardlow...
- 7/8/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
It’s Monday morning, so you know what that means… it’s time for our review of Friday night’s episode of Aew: Rampage, which this week emanated from the Uw-Milwaukee Panther Arena in Milwaukee, Wi. We’ve got Excalibur, Taz and Chris Jericho on commentary once again this week, so let’s get right to the review!
Match #1: Andrade El Idolo def. Rey Fenix The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Andrade wrenched on Rey Fenix’s wrist. Rey Fenix reversed it. Andrade escaped but Rey Fenix took him off his feet with a hurracanrana. Andrade dropped elbows on Rey Fenix’s head, but Fenix fired back with a back heel kick. Andrade El Idolo had the power advantage and hit two suplexes. Rey Fenix rallied back with the three amigos suplexes on Andrade El Idolo. Rey Fenix climbed to the top but Andrade rolled out to the floor.
Match #1: Andrade El Idolo def. Rey Fenix The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Andrade wrenched on Rey Fenix’s wrist. Rey Fenix reversed it. Andrade escaped but Rey Fenix took him off his feet with a hurracanrana. Andrade dropped elbows on Rey Fenix’s head, but Fenix fired back with a back heel kick. Andrade El Idolo had the power advantage and hit two suplexes. Rey Fenix rallied back with the three amigos suplexes on Andrade El Idolo. Rey Fenix climbed to the top but Andrade rolled out to the floor.
- 6/27/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Aew: Rampage, which comes from the Gas South Arena in Duluth, Georgia. We’ve got the usual three matches to check out so let’s get right into the action!
Match #1: TNT Title Match – TNT Champion Sammy Guevara def. Tony Nese The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Sammy knocked Nese down with some early punishment, not forgetting about the cheap shot that Nese gave him to set up this challenge. Sammy hit Nese with hammer fists after taking him down with a double leg. Nese left the ring to slow down Sammy’s momentum but it backfired—Sammy fired himself out of the ring with a corkscrew tope suicida! Sammy rammed Tony into the steel guardrail, bouncing Nese all over the place. As Sammy was getting back into the ring, Nese knocked him off the turnbuckles. Nese got a near fall on Sammy after a gut buster!
Match #1: TNT Title Match – TNT Champion Sammy Guevara def. Tony Nese The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:
Sammy knocked Nese down with some early punishment, not forgetting about the cheap shot that Nese gave him to set up this challenge. Sammy hit Nese with hammer fists after taking him down with a double leg. Nese left the ring to slow down Sammy’s momentum but it backfired—Sammy fired himself out of the ring with a corkscrew tope suicida! Sammy rammed Tony into the steel guardrail, bouncing Nese all over the place. As Sammy was getting back into the ring, Nese knocked him off the turnbuckles. Nese got a near fall on Sammy after a gut buster!
- 12/6/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this review of Aew’s Full Gear, which looks to be yet another huge pay per view for All Elite Wrestling – with matches featuring Bryan Danielson, Miro, the Inner Circle, American Top Team, Britt Baker, Tay Conti, The Lucha Brothers, Ftr, Mjf, Darby Allin and Two highly-anticipated matches between Eddie Kingston and Cm Punk, and Kenny Omega versus ‘Hangman’ Adam Page… And we get some wonderful tributes to the legend that was Eddie Guerrero too!
The Buy-in: Match #1: Hikaru Shida & Thunder Rosa def. Nyla Rose w/Vickie Guerrero & Jamie Hayter
My Thoughts: Thunder Rosa and Hikaru Shida used their size and agility really well in the early going of this match to take down Nyla Rose. However Rose’s size worked to her advantage and she tagged in Jamie Hayter and flipped the match giving the duo supremacy… At one point it was shown Serena Deeb was...
The Buy-in: Match #1: Hikaru Shida & Thunder Rosa def. Nyla Rose w/Vickie Guerrero & Jamie Hayter
My Thoughts: Thunder Rosa and Hikaru Shida used their size and agility really well in the early going of this match to take down Nyla Rose. However Rose’s size worked to her advantage and she tagged in Jamie Hayter and flipped the match giving the duo supremacy… At one point it was shown Serena Deeb was...
- 11/14/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Aew Dark: Elevation, the seventh episode of a show that has, honestly, varied wildy in quality… and length. Let’s see shat this weeks episode has to offer!
Match #1: Ray Fenix def. Chuck Taylor
My Thoughts: Ray Fenix is bloody good isn’t he? Somehow he seems to pull out new moves almost each and every week. Here it was a nasty leg/rope tie up on Chuck Taylor that looked really aggressive – as was a lot of this match.This was very much mat and submission wrestling rather than high-flying crazy stuff, yet with just enough flair to make this a “Ray Fenix” match. Gotta love the recent addition of Alex Abrahantes on the mic for Penta and Fenix too!
My Score: 3.5 out of 5 Match #2: Ryan Nemeth def. Ryzin
My Thoughts: Fresh of his engorged member escapades on Being the Elite,...
Match #1: Ray Fenix def. Chuck Taylor
My Thoughts: Ray Fenix is bloody good isn’t he? Somehow he seems to pull out new moves almost each and every week. Here it was a nasty leg/rope tie up on Chuck Taylor that looked really aggressive – as was a lot of this match.This was very much mat and submission wrestling rather than high-flying crazy stuff, yet with just enough flair to make this a “Ray Fenix” match. Gotta love the recent addition of Alex Abrahantes on the mic for Penta and Fenix too!
My Score: 3.5 out of 5 Match #2: Ryan Nemeth def. Ryzin
My Thoughts: Fresh of his engorged member escapades on Being the Elite,...
- 4/28/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
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- 4/22/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
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