- You really think threatening an atheist with hell will help you? That's like if I said you'll get killed by the Easter bunny. See? It sounds silly.
- Look, I make videos to entertain, okay. Sometimes I steal from other people. You know who else stole from other people? George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and every filmmaker or storyteller known to man. Everybody steals from somebody. Did you know The Bible plagiarized Egyptian and pagan religions?
- If you can't take a joke, get off the fucking internet.
- Opinion is such a rare word used. It's like people think their opinion is right and everybody else is wrong.
- [on whether he would kill his son or daughter if god told him to] If a God told me to kill anyone, especially if it's a family member or a friend, I would tell her to fuck off. A God that would order something that reprehensible is not a God worth worshipping.
- [on what it will be like in hell] I don't believe in hell, but assuming it is real: Which one? There's tons of different depictions of hell. Is it the Christian hell? The Islamic hell? Which one? There's also many inconsistencies with what hell is like even in the individual religions. Is it eternal fire? Is it non-existence? Which one is it? As far as I know, hell is just a made-up place to scare people. It doesn't terrify me anymore than the boogieman. Saying I'm going to hell scares me about as much as saying I'll go to the Hundred Acre Wood or Candy Land or the Bog of Eternal Stench. If hell does exist, I'd rather go there than heaven. Sounds more interesting than an eternal church service. I'd rather be with Carl Sagan, Frank Zappa, Christopher Hitchens, Penn & Teller, Richard Burton and H.P. Lovecraft. All the cool people will be in hell. Besides, The Devil seems like a much cooler guy than God. Based on the descriptions available God is either an evil asshole or an uncaring psychopath. If she's the one running everything, going to hell would be an honour.
- [When asked if he was an atheist] In the context of a religion, I am most definitely an atheist. Don't buy it. Don't believe it at all. If we're talking about a god or a supreme being, I would call myself an agnostic atheist. I don't know for sure that a god doesn't exist, but I find it very improbable. I'm not saying for sure that there isn't a god. I just don't think there is one. I don't really find any reason to.
- I've made a point since then to make up for my homophobic past by defending gay rights and transgender people. Even if I wasn't gay, I would still stand up for these people, because they don't deserve they shit they've gotten over the years.
- [When asked how he first realized he didn't believe in god] I had been trying to figure out if I was agnostic or atheist. I still felt like maybe there was some possibility that there was a god. I had realized that religion was a bunch of bullshit, but I still felt like there was a god. A deistic or pantheistic one. But then I actually started thinking about it. If it's a pantheistic or deistic god, then why call her god? Why not just call her nature or the universe? Then it clicked. I was an atheist. I had been all this time. I just didn't want to accept it. I remember reading a quote by my favourite actor Richard Burton "I wish I could believe in a god of some kind, but I simply cannot." That was it. God was made up. She wasn't real. I was trying to convince myself that there was something out there, when I knew that there probably wasn't. I do remember going to bed that night and being scared of dying in my sleep. If I was wrong, I would end up in hell. I woke up the next morning, and I was fine. Then I decided to try something I had seen on a George Carlin special. I said "if there's a god, may he strike me dead!" Nothing happened. I've been an atheist ever since.
- I refuse to watch any movie that stars Joan Crawford. Not because she's a bad actress. I'm sure she was a great actress. But she scares the fuck out of me. It's not even just her personal life and her personality that I find scary. I just think she looks scary.
- I only criticize people for their beliefs, when they are using their beliefs to justify bigotry, such as hating atheists or not letting gay people have the same rights as straight people. That's when I have problems with religion. You can believe whatever stupid voodoo you want, but when your voodoo starts affecting other people's rights and using it as a justification for evil, then I'm going to fucking call you out for it.
- [About whether atheism is a religion] It's not a belief system. There are no atheist churches or atheist traditions or rituals. And we don't worship Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens. We worship Carl Sagan, but that's besides the point.
- Besides, if your religion teaches you to be that bigoted and hateful, it's not a very good religion is it? I don't think your goddess wants you to kill and hurt other people, just because they don't agree with you. Otherwise, she'd be a really evil god. Is that really the kind of deity you'd want to worship?
- I've had several great relationships with other men, and I while I don't see myself being in a relationship with a woman, I'd consider it if I found the right one.
- I'm a half-assed vegan.
- For me, sex is great, but I prefer love and relationships over sex. Just having sex isn't enough, I need a person who loves and cares for me. Sex is great and all, but love is better. Sex is momentary, love is forever.
- [About Alien Resurrection] This movie is like going to a fucking funeral. Except at least with a funeral there's a reason to be there.
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