- Title Card: Countess Polasky - - she would have made Sappho and Salome look like two Eskimos
- Title Card: The Publisher - - Also Editor, Owner and Chief Mud-Slinger of a yellow newspaper
- Young Hornby: I have it Dangerfield you're going to help me compromise the Countess -...
- Dangerfield: I'll do nothing of the kind, sir, women scare me, sir -...
- Title Card: The Boy - - burning the candle at both ends - - and looking for more matches