- Edward J. Blake: [after screening Luke Shannon's lost newsreel footage] That's the best camera work I've seen in years! Get that man in here quick!
- Title Card: Within an hour he was photographing everything from soup to nuts... mostly the nuts.
- Organ Grinder: [to Buster who ran into him and knocked out his monkey] Now, see! You kill-a de monk!
- Cop: Pay him for that baboon... or I'll run you in!