Perfect Day (1929)

Oliver Hardy: Ollie

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Quotes 

• [Oliver is trying to start the car] 

  Stan : Step on it, Ollie.

  Oliver : I'll step on you in a minute. And don't call me 'Ollie'!

• Oliver : Hold that while I get a chair.

  [Takes tray from Stan] 

  Oliver : No, you get the chair.

  [Stan says nothing] 

  Oliver : And don't talk back!

• Oliver : [the car won't start; Stan fiddles with levers]  Take your hands off! And get out.

  [the wives protest] 

  Oliver : Oh SHUT UP!

• [repeated line] 

  Oliver : I oughta break your neck.

• Oliver : [to Stan]  Why don't you do something to help me?

• Mrs. Laurel : Oh, boys! Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, now stop this.

  Oliver : Well it was his fault.

• Mrs. Laurel : [breaking up a fight between Stan and Ollie]  Boys, boys, now remember, this is the Sabbath. A day of peace.

  Mrs. Hardy : Now, now, now, don't let this spoil our day. Accidents will happen. Forgive and forget.

  Oliver : [They think about it, then look at each other and start giggling]  No more arguments from now on.

  Stan : No more arguments.

  Oliver : That's right.

  Stan : Isn't that silly?

• Oliver : Why don't you do something to help me?

  Stan : What can I do?

  Oliver : Throw out the clutch!

  [Stan removes mechanism and jettisons it] 

• Oliver : Pick that up, Stanny.

• Oliver : Everything's all set now!

• [repeated lines] 

  Stan : Goodbye!

  Oliver : Goodbye!

  Mrs. Laurel : Goodbye!

  Mrs. Hardy : Goodbye!