- Mame Avery: Say listen, I could've married 20 other guys - all smarter than you.
- Tom Avery: Yes, they must have been. They all got away.
- Connie Lamont: Fish, I'll introduce you to a couple of nice chorus cuties. Absolutely guaranteed.
- A. Hamilton Fish: Oh, no, no, no. I don't need any guarantees. I can pick 'em without defective parts.
- Louanne: The flowers were my constant companions. The flowers and the birds - and all the little wild things. I was intensely interested in wildlife!
- A. Hamilton Fish: Come on, put your hot little hand in mine.
- Violet Madison: I don't know what you're after, but I haven't got any.
- A. Hamilton Fish: Oh, have it your own way. But, no matter where you hide it, I'll find it.
- Louanne: [singing] Come on, entertain me, Oh, they'll have to chain me, No one can restrain me, I'm crazy for animal love...
- Louanne: Well, I don't know what you call it, but, you see, I can hardly express myself. I had what is known as: "it".
- Wally Dean: [singing] There's the gay flapperette, Who is willing to pet, Whenever the lights are low...