- Jack Benny: You know, I got a black eye once for kissing the bride.
- Miss Mills: Why, I thought it was customary to kiss the bride after the ceremony.
- Jack Benny: Yeah, well, this was two years after.
- Jack Benny: Say, your mother likes you, doesn't she, Gonky?
- Algonquin Jones: Oh, yes, sir.
- Jack Benny: Oh, so she's the one!