Laugh and Get Rich (1931)

Hugh Herbert: Joe Austin

Quotes 

• Joe Austin : Don't worry. we've always kept the wolf from the door.

  Sarah Austin : At the rate we're going, we soon won't have a door!

• Joe Austin : There's a pickle if you want one.

  Sarah Austin : Why should I want a pickle?

  Joe Austin : Hard boiled egg.

  Sarah Austin : me?

  Joe Austin : no. Will you have one?

  [offers an egg] 

• Joe Austin : Say, what's this all about?

  Sarah Austin : It's about the Owen's boy. I won't have him around here.

  Joe Austin : Well, whatsa' matter with him?

  Sarah Austin : Never mind! I won't have him hangin' around.

  Joe Austin : Now, look here, Sarah. He's a nice little fella'. Alice likes him, and I like him.

  Sarah Austin : Naturally, you like him - he's a chronic loafer, like yourself.

  Joe Austin : He's not a loafer, he's an inventor.

  Sarah Austin : Hmm, so are you. You can invent more excuses for not finding work than any man I know.