- Eddie: Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the performance of the Rawlings coming to you over station KFVD. A single note of the chime, ladies and gentlemen, will indicate the correct time coming to you courtesy of the Gullible Watch Company.
- Thelma: Say, what is coming off around here?
- Zasu: Well, that's what I'd like to know! She's been chasing me all over the house trying to take things off of me!
- Thelma: Oh, Zasu, don't be silly. She's your French maid! She's here to help you get undressed.
- Zasu: Well, doesn't one have any privacy around here!
- Thelma: Oh, hurry up and get those things off. You're going to be late for tea.
- Zasu: Well, I always took my own clothes off in Joplin. I don't need any help around here.
- Jimmy: You was going to Long Beach, in my car, to spend a nice quiet evening and I was to meet you in the morning to have a swim and I find you in a joint like this with every guy around here hanging on to you!
- Party Guest: Oh, Miss Todd, would you care to see the Japanese pagoda?
- Thelma: Ha-ha. Why, I certainly would!
- Party Guest: Well, come with me!