County Hospital (1932)

Oliver Hardy: Ollie

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Quotes 

• The Doctor : Ah! Good morning, good morning, good morning! And how is my little patient today?

  Oliver : Just fine, thank you, doctor. This is my friend, Mr. Laurel.

  The Doctor : I hope I find you well?

  Stanley : Thank you, ma'am.

• Oliver : [seeing that Stan has brought him a present]  What have you got there?

  Stanley : I brought you some hardboiled eggs and some nuts.

  Oliver : Now, you know I can't eat hardboiled eggs and nuts. If you wanted to bring me something, why didn't you bring me candy?

  Stanley : They cost too much.

  Oliver : What does that got to do with it?

  Stanley : You didn't pay me for the last box I brought you.

• Oliver : Don't put your hand in there. I have to drink that water.

• Oliver : [Stan tries to help him get his pants on, but the giant cast on his foot prevents the right leg from fitting]  You know you can't put them over that foot. Get the scissors and cut the leg off.

  [Stan looks surprised, thinking that's a bit drastic. Still, he looks along the cast for a place to cut] 

  Oliver : The leg of the PANTS!

• Ollie's Hospital Roommate : Hardy, ol' bean, what do you think?

  Oliver : What?

  Ollie's Hospital Roommate : I have on your trousers by mistake.

  [Ollie shows him his own pair, now turned into a pair of cut-off shorts; looks shocked] 

  Ollie's Hospital Roommate : OH, I SAY!