Pack Up Your Troubles (1932)

Chester A. Bachman: Policeman

Quotes 

• Oliver : Pardon me, Officer. Would you happen to tell us where Mr. Smith lives?

  Policeman : Smith?

  Oliver : Yes, sir.

  Policeman : Smith. Smith. Let me think. What Smith?

  Stan : It's Eddie's father.

  Policeman : Eddie who?

  Oliver : Why the father of this child.

  Policeman : What's his name?

  Stan : Who?

  Policeman : Why the father of this child. That's who you're looking for, isn't it?

  Oliver : Ah no, sir.

  Policeman : No?

  Oliver : The man we're looking for is the father of the father of this child.

  Policeman : Oh, now I understand you. It's the grandfather that's lost.

  Oliver : Yes. Oh, no sir. He's not lost.

  Policeman : No? Well, then what are you looking for him for?

  Stan : We're not looking for him. We just tryin' to find him.