Pack Up Your Troubles (1932)

Stan Laurel: Stan

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• Oliver : Well, looks like we're in it. Gee, I wish I could go.

  Stan : Go where?

  Oliver : Why to war!

  Stan : Why can't ya go?

  Oliver : There you are, I knew you'd take that selfish attitude. I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet!

• Oliver : Any luck? Where'd you go?

  Stan : Not a bit.

  Oliver : Where'd you go? Where'd you go?

  Stan : I went all the way to Poughkeepsie - and that ain't them.

  [shows Ollie a box of Smith Brothers' Cough Drops] 

• Oliver : Why didn't you tell me it was you?

  Stan : It was so dark, I didn't think you would hear me.

• Recruiting Sergeant : How about gettin' in one of these uniforms?

  Oliver : I'm awfully sorry; but, we're incapacitated.

  Recruiting Sergeant : Incapacitated?

  Stan : Yes, sir. There's been a lot of it going around lately.

• Stan : Now what are we gonna do?

  Oliver : All we've got to do is find Mr. Smith.

  Stan : You don't know where they live.

  Oliver : Will you leave that to me. It's the simplest thing in the world.

• Oliver : Pardon me, Officer. Would you happen to tell us where Mr. Smith lives?

  Policeman : Smith?

  Oliver : Yes, sir.

  Policeman : Smith. Smith. Let me think. What Smith?

  Stan : It's Eddie's father.

  Policeman : Eddie who?

  Oliver : Why the father of this child.

  Policeman : What's his name?

  Stan : Who?

  Policeman : Why the father of this child. That's who you're looking for, isn't it?

  Oliver : Ah no, sir.

  Policeman : No?

  Oliver : The man we're looking for is the father of the father of this child.

  Policeman : Oh, now I understand you. It's the grandfather that's lost.

  Oliver : Yes. Oh, no sir. He's not lost.

  Policeman : No? Well, then what are you looking for him for?

  Stan : We're not looking for him. We just tryin' to find him.

• Oliver : Wasting your time like that! While I'm here slaving all day. Why don't you do something to help me?

  Stan : Well, what can I do?

  Oliver : Well, you can take care of the baby awhile. I've got my ironing to do!

• Stan : [whispers]  Give me another weenie.

• Bank President : What is your business?

  Oliver : We're in the restaurant business.

  Bank President : Here in town?

  Oliver : Oh, all over town. Here, there and thither.

  Bank President : Chain business?

  Stan : No, restaurant.

• Stan : The next address is 49 Colbrook Avenue. It's just around...

  Oliver : [takes the directory from Stan and chucks it in the bushes]  From now on, we'll telephone.