- Lizzie Praskins: One more word from you and I'll forget I'm a lady.
- [lifts plate to throw at Maggie]
- Maggie Warren: Why not? Everybody else has.
- Buster Warren: Can I have my hair cut, too?
- Lizzie Praskins: No, you can *not*. It would break my heart to see that lovely hair cut.
- John Warren: Well, he's getting pretty big for curls.
- Maggie Warren: If I had my way, I'd have the clippers on him.
- Buster Warren: Would you grandma?
- Lizzie Praskins: Well, you haven't got your say-so.
- John Warren: You're telling us.
- Helen Praskins Warren: Anyway, we don't have to settle it now.
- Maggie Warren: No, any time before he goes to college.