Hell Below (1933)
Jimmy Durante: 'Ptomaine' - Ships Cook
Quotes
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Ptomaine : [Commenting on a large-nosed Italian girl] Mack, I don't care what you say. I'm not going out with her!
Mac Dougal - Chief Torpedo Man : Why, there's nothing wrong with her. She's got a mighty trim little hull.
Ptomaine : But I can't see past her bowsprit!
Mac Dougal - Chief Torpedo Man : Well, maybe she's built for speed?
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Ptomaine : [looking at a plus-sized Italian girl on a boat] What big eyes you have, Grandma!
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Buck Teeth Sergeant : What's that lump on your face, Yank?
Ptomaine : Bunker Hill. You want to climb it?
Buck Teeth Sergeant : Well, I don't see no steps.
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Seaman Muller : [in response to Ptomaine belching loudly] You drinking orange extract already?
Ptomaine : Are you casting insinuations and aspersions?
Seaman Muller : It's mighty funny - every time you belch you smell like a wedding.
Ptomaine : Swine... and I thought we were one happy family.