- Gay Treacy, Spanky's mother: Well, our baby's teeth are a little uneven. Can you do anything about that?
- Otto Phocus, the portrait photographer: Why, of course. Don't you worry about that. I can retouch those!
- Spanky Treacy: What's "retouch" mean?
- Stymie: He just touches 'em, and then touches 'em again. And that means retouch.
- Otto Phocus, the portrait photographer: See?
- [contorts his face into a cute, prissy expression]
- Spanky Treacy: Hey Pop, do you see what I see?
- Emerson Treacy, Spanky's father: [frustrated with Spanky's refusal to have his picture 'took', his Dad tries to get his ditzy wife to be quiet] Suppose you go over there, and count your nickels and dimes or somethin'. Huh?
- Gay Treacy, Spanky's mother: Sure.
- Emerson Treacy, Spanky's father: [to Spanky] Now look, now don't you move.
- Emerson Treacy, Spanky's father: [he joins his wife on the sidelines] Hey, wha' you doin'?
- Gay Treacy, Spanky's mother: Counting my money, like you told me to. I've got two nickels, and five dimes, but no cents.
- Emerson Treacy, Spanky's father: [recognizing her unintentional pun] Right.
- Gay Treacy, Spanky's mother: Huh?