You're Telling Me! (1934)
W.C. Fields: Sam Bisbee
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Quotes
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Sam Bisbee : It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Sam Bisbee : [to Mrs. Bisbee] My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone.
[to Pauline]
Sam Bisbee : Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.
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Sam Bisbee : [to the Princess, who he believes is contemplating suicide] When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it.
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Sam Bisbee : [to his assistant] If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.
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Sam Bisbee : Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on your hip, have you?
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Sam Bisbee : [on his golf clubs] I bought a wonderful club in Toronto.
Princess Lescaboura : Did you?
Sam Bisbee : Yeah.
[to his caddy]
Sam Bisbee : Give me the Canadian Club.
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Sam Bisbee : Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball!
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[repeated line]
Sam Bisbee : Drat!