Bonnie Scotland (1935)

Mary Gordon: Mrs. Bickerdike

Quotes 

• Ollie : We would like for you to give us a room and a bath.

  Mrs Bickerdike : I can give you the room, but you'll have to take the bath yourself.

• Mrs. Bickerdike : Where is Mr. Hardy? I haven't seen him in the past three weeks.

  Stanley MacLaurel : Oh, he's awful sick.

  Mrs. Bickerdike : Is that a fact?

  Stanley MacLaurel : Hoot, ma'am. You know the day he fell in the water he got an awful cold, and it turned into pneumatics.

  Mrs. Bickerdike : Is he very sick?

  Stanley MacLaurel : You're darn hootin' he's sick! You know the only thing he can keep on his stomach is a hot water bottle.

  Mrs. Bickerdike : My, my, what a predicament!

  Stanley MacLaurel : Yeah! I think he's got that too.

• Mrs. Bickerdike : Oh! This has gone far enough! Rent or no rent, get out of my house! You-you foreigners!

  Stanley MacLaurel : [Referring to Ollie]  He can't go out, he hasn't got any pants.

  Mrs. Bickerdike : Come on! Pack up your things and get out! Get out of my house! Oh, no, you don't! I'll hold these until you settle up!