- Kansas Charlie, aka Rev. Harry Smith: Do you mean to insinuate that I'm dumb?
- John Scott, aka John Jones: No. Dumber!
- Sheriff of Rattlesnake Gulch: Maybe we can try him this afternoon and hang him right away and save the county the expense of feeding him.
- Kansas Charlie, aka Rev. Harry Smith: It's talk that always gets you into trouble with a woman. They always think you mean more than you say.