The Gay Deception (1935)

Richard Carle: Mr. Spitzer

Quotes 

• Mr. Spitzer : [On the phone]  How's our stock of casaba melons? What? No casaba melons? Well, get some. Wire for some. Have them sent by mail. Air mail. Special delivery.

• Mr. Spitzer : Well, I'll fire him again. Instruct the entire staff.

  Bell Captain : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Spitzer : If he ever comes in this hotel again, throw him out.

  Bell Captain : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Spitzer : And if he won't stay out, shoot him.

  Bell Captain : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Spitzer : Even if Washington calls up, he's fired.

  Bell Captain : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Spitzer : I don't care if it means utter war.

  Bell Captain : Yes, sir.