The Bohemian Girl (1936) Poster

Oliver Hardy: Ollie

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  • [in tavern] 

    Oliver : [to waiter while tapping a cane on table that Laurel & Hardy gypsied off a guy]  Come, come, my man!

    [suddenly the top of the cane pops off and about two dozen gold coins spill out onto the table] 

    Oliver : [Laurel & Hardy double take on this] 

    Oliver : [smiling]  Its a good thing we got his cane.

  • Oliver : Hello, honey.

    Ollie's Wife : Don't honey me, you big bag of suet! I told you five minutes ago not to talk to me. I told you an hour ago. I told you a week ago!

    Stanley : Yeah, and you told him a year ago too. Didn't you?

  • Oliver : Arline, haven't you forgotten something?

    [he kisses his finger and touches his cheek - Arline kisses him] 

    Oliver : [later]  Stanley, haven't you forgotten something?

    [Stan smiles, kisses Ollie's cheek] 

  • Stanley : You know what?

    Oliver : What?

    Stanley : I'm not going to say anything until I get positive proof, but I just saw Devilshoof kissing your wife.

    Oliver : Ha-ha. Ridiculous!

    Stanley : Do you believe me or believe what I see?

    Oliver : Nothing of the kind.

  • Oliver : Don't you understand that a man to be married nowadays, must be broad-minded.

  • Stanley : Did you see him chuck her under the chin?

    Oliver : Well, what of it?

    Stanley : If she was my wife, I'd chuck her under the wagon. I wouldn't stand for...

    Oliver : What are you trying to do? Cause a riff in my matrimonial bonds?

  • Waiter : Yes, sir.

    Oliver : Bring us two tankards of your rarest vintage.

    Waiter : Yes, sir.

    Stanley : Yeah, and put a wallop in it.

  • Oliver : Give me part of that banana.

    Stanley : Huh?

    Oliver : Give me part of the banana.

    [Stan hands him the peel] 

  • Ollie's Wife : What?

    Oliver : Who's kid is that?

    Ollie's Wife : It's none of your business.

    Oliver : What do you mean it's none of my business? I demand to know who she is!

    Ollie's Wife : Well, if you must know, she's yours!

    Oliver : Mine?

    [smiles] 

    Oliver : Well, why didn't you tell me before?

    Ollie's Wife : Because I didn't want her to know who her father was, till she was old enough to stand the shock.

  • Oliver : Darling, meet your Uncle Stanley.

    Arline as a Child : How do you do, Uncle Stanley?

    [curtsy's] 

    Stanley : I'm pleased to meet you.

    [curtsy's] 

    Stanley : Well, Oliver, I hope you grow up to be as good a mother as your father.

  • Oliver : Aren't you ashamed of yourself. After all I've done for you. I took you out of the gutter and gave you a career. Made a first class pickpocket out of you. And this is your gratitude? It hurts, Stanley. I tell you, it hurts.

  • Oliver : Well, come on, let's go to bed.

    Arline as a Child : Not before I say my prayers.

    Oliver : Oh, all right.

    Arline as a Child : Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord, my soul to keep, if - if - if? What's next?

    Oliver : [Stanley whispers in Ollie's ear]  If at first you don't succeed, try, try - try again.

    Arline as a Child : If you first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. Amen.

  • Oliver : Of all the greedy things. What did you want to eat all the breakfast for?

    Stanley : Well, I didn't want it to go cold.

  • Oliver : Stan, Arline's in terrible danger! She's been captured by the soldiers and thrown into the dungeon. Come on, we've got to go to her rescue!

    [Stan hiccups] 

    Oliver : You are guzzled.

    Stanley : Oh, phhhhh! Nothing of the - kind.

    Oliver : You would do this just when I need you most. Come on, pull yourself together! We've got to go and help her. Go on. Get!

  • Stanley : [was singing in high, feminine voice]  Hello, Ollie.

    Oliver : Why, you know that you've got a nice voice.

    Stanley : Oh, I had a much nicer voice when I ran a nail through it. I rememb...

    Oliver : [sarcastically]  You ran a nail through it. Let me hear you sing that again.

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