Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936)
Raymond Walburn: Walter
Quotes
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Longfellow Deeds : Hand me my pants. I wrote her phone number on a piece of paper.
Walter : You have no pants, sir. You came home last night without them.
Longfellow Deeds : I did what?
Walter : As a matter of fact, you came home without any clothes at all. You were in your shorts. Yes, sir.
Longfellow Deeds : Don't be silly, Walter. I couldn't walk around on the streets without any clothes. I'd be arrested.
Walter : That's what the two policemen said, sir.
Longfellow Deeds : What two policemen?
Walter : The ones who brought you home, sir. They said you and another gentleman kept walking up and down the street shouting "back to nature! Clothes are a blight on civilization! Back to nature!"
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Longfellow Deeds : He talks about women as if they were cattle.
Walter : Every man to his taste, sir.
Longfellow Deeds : Tell me, Walter, are all these stories I hear about my uncle true?
Walter : Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.
Longfellow Deeds : Twenty! What did he do with them?
Walter : That is something I was never able to find out, sir.
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Walter : If you permit me to say so, sir, you were out on quite a bender last night, sir.
Longfellow Deeds : Bender? You're wrong, Walter. We were out to a binge but we never got to it.