- Maggs: There's a bloke been waiting to see you for over an hour.
- Inspector Elk: Who is it?
- Maggs: Sanford's the name - from Chicago. Place in America near that there 'Ollywood.
- Chief Commissioner: It looks as if you're due to fight another Waterloo with the old enemy, Elk.
- Inspector Elk: Very apt sir. Only thank goodness I haven't got a blind Eye like Wellington.
- Chief Commissioner: I always thought it was Nelson had had a blind eye?
- Inspector Elk: Another school of thought sir.