- Blossy Stort: [at the home for retired ladies] Oh oh, it's Samuel with the fish. Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo- Samuel!
- [she runs off]
- Mrs. Jane Homans: [to Blossy] Is it necessary to greet the delivery men?
- Nancy Crocker: Don't you speak to people you know?
- Mrs. Jane Homans: I'd hardly wave at a fish peddler.
- Nancy Crocker: Why not, he might toss you a mackerel.
- Angie Peabody: [referring to Abe] But I know he ain't done no wrong, he's just sort of... impulsive.
- Abigail Morrow: Eh, so was Bluebeard.
- Samuel Darby: [meeting Blossy on the dock] Hello Blossy, I told ya I'd be...
- [feels his bald head and realizes he's forgotten to put on his toupee]
- Samuel Darby: Dag burn, I forgot it.
- [takes toupee out his pocket]
- Blossy Stort: No, Samuel.
- [takes the toupee]
- Samuel Darby: Huh?
- Blossy Stort: Napoleon had a high forehead too.
- [tosses the toupee into the sea; they both smile at each other]
- Blossy Stort: How do I use this?
- Sarah May Willett: Pretend its a knitting needle. Jab one, purl two.