Saps at Sea (1940)
Harry Bernard: Harbor Patrol Captain
Quotes
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[last lines]
Harbor Patrol Captain : [at the jail after Hardy beats him up] What cell is Nick Grainger in?
Officer : Three.
Harbor Patrol Captain : Well, here's two more for him.
Oliver Hardy : Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into...
Stanley Laurel : But I couldn't help it...
[cries, fade out]
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Harbor Patrol Captain : Do you two realize you've got a nice reward coming to you for this?
Oliver Hardy : What do you mean 'we two'? I'm going to get the reward.
Harbor Patrol Captain : Well aren't you gonna split it?
Stanley Laurel : Certainly not. He's going to treat me right, aren't you, Ollie?
Oliver Hardy : Why certainly.
Stanley Laurel : And take care of me.
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Harbor Patrol Captain : What's going on here?
Oliver Hardy : That's what I'd like to know.
Harbor Patrol Captain : Who's this guy?
Oliver Hardy : That's the fella that Shanghai'd us!
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Oliver Hardy : You tell him, Stanley.
Stanley Laurel : All right, I'll tell him. You see, it happened like this. When those two guys came on board...
Harbor Patrol Captain : Two guys?
Stanley Laurel : Oh, yeah, it was old Nick and there was Nick, Jr.