Saps at Sea (1940)
Richard Cramer: Nick Grainger
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Quotes
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Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : Just like mother used to make, eh, Dopey?
Stanley Laurel : [nods weakly]
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : Only better, right, Dizzy?
Oliver Hardy : [nods weakly]
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [smirks] Have a meatball, Dizzy.
Oliver Hardy : [very weakly] Thank you.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [smirking] You're welcome.
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Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [to Stan and Ollie] Excuse me, jitterbugs. Where you heading for?
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Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : So, you're Mr. Hardy and Mr. Laurel, are you?
Oliver Hardy : Yes.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : Well, from now on your name is Dizzy.
[points to Stan]
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : And your name is Dopey.
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Oliver Hardy : If it wouldn't be asking too much, would you mind telling us your name?
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : Just call me Nick.
Oliver Hardy : How do you do, Mr. Nick?
Stanley Laurel : Gee, that's a pretty name.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : And I'd like to have you met Nick, Jr.
[pulls out his gun]
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Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : You wouldn't want Nick, Jr. to get mad at you, would ya?
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Oliver Hardy : Dinner! Oh, Mr. Nick? Dinner is served.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [enters and sits down] Well... looks good
[smells the fake dinner]
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : smells good, and I better it probably tastes good.
Oliver Hardy : Oh, you're going to like this. It's just like mother used to make.
Stanley Laurel : Oh, it's better than that.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [grins] Well, if it's that good,
[puts dinner on two plates and gives one to Stan, one to Ollie]
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : you eat it.
Stan\Ollie : [look back dumb founded]
Stanley Laurel : [still dumbstruck] I beg your pardon?
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [takes gun out] You heard me! I said eat!
Oliver Hardy : [hands fork over to Stan] Here! I can wait.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [hands Ollie a second fork] Here you go, Dizzy.
Oliver Hardy : [takes it and replies very weakly] Thank you.
Nick Grainger, Escaped Convict : [grins] You're welcome.