- Ferdie: Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!
- Driver: [Ferdie parks his car disasterously] That man should have his license taken away.
- Chuck: I'll see that he does as soon as he gets one.
- Ferdie: [looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Anyplace painted dark brown, I never liked it.
- Norma Lind: Somebody's trying to scare us out of this house.
- Dr. Duncan 'Doc' Jackson: Hey, what happened to those two detectives?
- Camille: Maybe they're
- [makes throat cutting noise]
- Dr. Duncan 'Doc' Jackson: He's been strangled.
- Ferdie: Hey Chuck. Is that serious?
- Chuck: Why, the man's dead.
- Ferdie: Oh, that's serious.
- Ferdie: [to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me.