- Judge Martin: Is there anyone present who knows of any reason why this sentence should not be carried out? Fine.
- Spanky, Froggy, Mickey, Buckwheat: [spankings delivered to Our Gang] Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Dr. James B. Hood: For the last four years, since Mrs. Hood passed on, you've been like a mother to Darla. I think...
- Delia: I may have been a mother to Darla; but, I'm not going to be a father too!