- Stan Laurel: How about some dinner? I'm getting hungry.
- Oliver Hardy: Don't be so greedy. We just split a hamburger, and besides we can eat in Dayton for half of what it costs us in the diner.
- Stan Laurel: I know, but I'll be twice as hungry in the morning.
- Oliver Hardy: [with finality] Don't bicker!
- Oliver Hardy: [in reference to the con men they met on the train] Thank you! Two princes!
- Stan Laurel: A pair of kings!
- Parker: [referring to Stan and Ollie] A couple of jerks!