- Patroling Beach Cleaner: If you folks ain't got nothin' to do, maybe you'd like to fish. I got a lot of tackle.
- Jeff Sommerfield: Thanks, but we're just trying to talk.
- Patroling Beach Cleaner: Well, all right, but I got a hunch they're bitin'. Sure you won't change your mind? cuz after you get old, you got a lot of time to talk.
- Jeff Sommerfield: Let's get out of here.
- Miranda Sommerfield: [after they have heard that Martha wrote the book] Pop, Mom's fainted.
- Dr. Clarence Sommerfield: Mother knows best, dear.