- Marshal Buck Roberts posing as John Robbins: [posing as an outlaw and intervening as Sandy, who is playing his part as a janitor, is being mistreated] What are you getting so riled up about? It was just an accident.
- Henchman: Accident - nuthin'! He ought to know how to handle a mop by now.
- Marshal Buck Roberts posing as John Robbins: Well, some people are born to handle mops; some are not, as you seem to know so much about.
- Marshal Buck Roberts posing as John Robbins: [authoritatively] Just pick up that mop and show him how.
- Ed Scully: What are you gawkin' at?
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: Who, me? I was just tryin' to place that hombre drivin' that stage. He sure looks familiar. No, that's funny, but I will! I got a memory like an elephant. I never forget a face. No, siree!
- Ed Scully: Yeah? Well, it ain't healthy to have too good a memory around here. Go on. Get back to your work!
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: Yes, siree.
- Steve Slade: [referring to Buck after finding out he's an undercover marshal] I'm gonna take him outta this deal, and I'm gonna do it my way - tonight!
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: [role-playing janitor when he knows Scully can hear] Well, glad there ain't no hard feelin's fella.
- Marshal Buck Roberts posing as John Robbins: [staying in character as an outlaw] Aw, forget it!
- [giving him a tip]
- Marshal Buck Roberts posing as John Robbins: Take this and buy yourself a clean shirt.
- Ed Scully: [inquiring about the sheriff's interest in him] What's this all about?
- Marshal Buck Roberts posing as John Robbins: Well, nuthin'. The sheriff here's got my number, but he's on the wrong street.
- intertitle: [last words] Watch for THE ROUGH RIDERS when they ride again.