Four Jacks and a Jill (1942)

Jack Durant: Noodle McArdle

Quotes 

• Noodle McArdle : Give the dame a two minute break.

• Noodle McArdle : Now, honey...

  Opal : Don't you honey me.

  [slaps Noodle] 

  Noodle McArdle : Now, honey, don't get physical.

  [Opal slaps Noodle across both cheeks, punches him in the stomach, stomps on his foot] 

  Opal : Someday you're gonna make me forget I'm a lady.

• Opal : You big baboon, what are you doin' here?

  Noodle McArdle : I just set Nifty up with the cutest little tomato you ever saw.

• Noodle McArdle : It ain't me. It's my fiancée, Opal. She wants to go up and up - like an elevator. Why this King stuff would murder her.

• Noodle McArdle : Forget about the chiseler who's been cooing around Opal? Not me. I send her a case of wine, he drinks it.

  Mr. Hoople : Drinks it?

  Noodle McArdle : I loan her my car, he drives it.

  Mr. Hoople : Drives it?

  Noodle McArdle : I send her perfume, 20 dollars an ounce, he uses it for shaving lotion. When I think of that, I go a little crazy.

• Mr. Hoople : Looking for someone, Mr. McArdle?

  Noodle McArdle : Yeah.

  Mr. Hoople : Pleasure or - business?

  Noodle McArdle : Well, a little of both. It'll be a pleasure to give him the business.

• Karanina 'Nina' Novak : Don't let it toss you. There's other fish in the sea.

  Noodle McArdle : Not like Opal! She's the one who made a gentleman out of me. She's a vulture for culture, Opal is.

• Mr. Hoople : I've gone through enough trouble here for a coronation.

  Noodle McArdle : It might turn out to be a cremation.

• Noodle McArdle : If anything happens here tonight, it will drive me a little daffy - in my dream box.