- Marshal Luke Graham: [referring to Dawson] But we ain't never had no trouble lest you count his tryin' for the marshal's job same as I was. Uh, maybe he's still tryin' to beat me out with Grace.
- Crash Corrigan: Say, he wouldn't be tryin' to get you fired plus get your job, would he?
- Marshal Luke Graham: Don't know why. Bein' marshal's a big headache.
- Dusty King: Yeah, but it might be an awful big steppin' stone to a lot of easy money if you're not too particular who you hold hands with.
- Alibi Terhune: How do you spell phantom, Elmer?
- Elmer, Alibi's Dummy: Don't ask me. Uh, I'm as ignorant as I look.
- Alibi Terhune: Nobody could be that ignorant.
- Alibi Terhune: [to Alibi] You can't get away with this. We'll sling you up alomg with them.
- Henchman Chuck: Brother, you hombres may be high strung, but to me you buzzards'll look better if you're strung high. Now line up in a mice straight line there.
- Crash Corrigan: How about that girl back in Colorado.
- Dusty King: Which one?
- Crash Corrigan: Why, the one that threw that pail of water on yuh.
- Dusty King: Um. oh, um, that one. She just didn't have an ear for music, that's all.
- Crash Corrigan: I wouldn't wonder. Every time you sing, I wish I was minus a couple of ears myself.
- Jim Dawson aka Phil Sanford: I thought you'd be out there chasin' those robbers by this time.
- Crash Corrigan: Oh, no, my partner and I have a little system. He rides out of town and chases the robbers in. i just stay put and tthrow a little alt on their tails.