Thousands Cheer (1943)
Frank Morgan: Dr. Frank Morgan
Quotes
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Dr. Frank Morgan : Just checking your pulse. Hmmm... very irregular. Rapid, too!
Lucille Ball : You have your fingers on my wristwatch.
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Dr. Frank Morgan : Come a little closer, my dear. So, you want to join the Navy too, eh?
Marsha Hunt : I place myself entirely in your hands, doctor.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Oh, well I wouldn't do that - I mean, they'd put me in irons. I mean, I'm not here to advise you, just to examine you. What are your qualifications?
Marsha Hunt : I like sailors.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Well, ship ahoy!
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Dr. Conte in Frank Morgan Skit : You're a doctor too?
Dr. Frank Morgan : My dear boy, it's not at all uncommon for me to give a man a shave, a haircut, and a facial massage and end up by removing his appendix.
Dr. Conte in Frank Morgan Skit : Oh, then you don't make your living as a barber?
Dr. Frank Morgan : Oh, yes!
Dr. Conte in Frank Morgan Skit : Well what about those appendix operations?
Dr. Frank Morgan : Well, I just do those on the side.
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Lucille Ball : Is anything wrong, doctor? You know, I'm worried about my chest.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Oh, you have nothing to worry about.
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Dr. Frank Morgan : Well, you better go into the dressing room and the nurse will prepare you for the examination.
Lucille Ball : Doctor, if I pass, I'll be the happiest girl in the world. You know, two doctors have already turned me down.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Oh, the cads! Well, don't you worry, my pet, if the Navy doesn't want you, I do.
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Ann Sothern : I've always wanted to serve in the Navy. I'm told I have wonderful sea legs.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Oh, yes! I mean, I think perhaps you better go to the dressing room now and the nurse will prepare you for examination.
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Dr. Frank Morgan : How tall are you?
Marsha Hunt : Five feet six.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Weight?
Marsha Hunt : One hundred seventeen. Stripped, of course.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Oh, of course. Waist?
Marsha Hunt : Twenty-three.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Hips?
Marsha Hunt : Thirty-three.
Dr. Frank Morgan : Neck?
Marsha Hunt : Sometimes.
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Dr. Frank Morgan : Do you know what's in that room? Three of the most lushest, beautiful specimens of femininity that's ever been my good fortune to lay my eyes on.
