Quotes
-
Mr. Collins : [sitting with Mrs. Collins on the porch of the rooming house, after seeing Kathie being dropped off from work] There's something going on in this house, darling.
Mrs. Collins : It's springtime, sweet. Can't you *feel* it in the air?
Mr. Collins : Yeah. Someone's cooking cauliflower.
[Mrs. Collins gives him annoyed look]
-
Mrs. Collins : Maybe they're engaged, sweet.
Mr. Collins : I'll have no shenanigans in my house, darling.
Mrs. Collins : The house is in my name, *sweet*.
-
Judge : Where was the landlord through all this?
Mr. Collins : The house is in her name, Your Honor.
Mrs. Collins : Hiding behind a woman's skirt, you worm.