- Buckwheat: Woo hoo! Here comes Mark Anthony!
- Mickey: Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! Ye Our Gang collegians present a very sad program, sponsored by Grimble, Grimble and Grimble's Undertaking Parlor.
- Buckwheat: Hark! It's fair Ophelia, the melancholy dame!
- Mickey: How now, Ophelia? What is the matter?
- Janet: They bore him barefaced on the bier,. Hey, non nonny, nonny, hey, nonny. And on his grave rained many a tear.
- Mickey: Ha! Something is rotten in the state of Denmark!
- Buckwheat: Look, ho! Here comes Prince Hamlet!
- Froggy: To be or not to be, that is the question.
- Buckwheat: I can't understan' dit. When we tried to act funny, everybody is sad? And when we tried to be sad, everybody laughs funny?
- What Do You Think of It? radio host: Would you mind answering today's question on the Kant-Fall Cake Flour Company's "What Do You Think Of It?" program?
- Froggy: Sure.
- What Do You Think of It? radio host: That's fine. The question is: what do you think is the crying need of radio today?
- Froggy: The crying need of radio today?
- Mickey, Janet, Froggy, Buckwheat: A sponsor!
- Shakespearean Actor: Comedians. Egads! Comedians. Is there no place - no refuge on this whole poor suffering earth - where one can flee from comedians?