- Gracie Allen: [to Albert Coates] Are you a musician?
- José Iturbi: Why, Miss Allen, Mr. Coates has conducted the London Symphony for many years and he has appeared with the Philadelphia Orchestra, with the New York Philharmonic, and with two State Operas! Both Leningrad and Moscow.
- Gracie Allen: Yes, but, has he ever played with any named bands, like Harry James or Spike Jones?
- Jean Deyo: If you understood, Harry, you'd understand. I'm an actress; but, after all, I'm a woman too.
- Harry James: You certainly are, honey.
- [after hitting a high note in the song, "Inka Dinka Doo"]
- Billy Kipp: That note was given to me by Bing Crosby, and was he glad to get rid of it.
- Billy Kipp: [Thinking he was washed up as a comedian] If I tried to be funny, people would only laugh at me!
- Jean Deyo: That's right, pinch me. Pinch me!
- Patsy Deyo: I did.
- Jean Deyo: And in front of our public, too!
- Patsy Deyo: I don't like your public space.
- Jean Deyo: There is such a thing as love, you know.
- Patsy Deyo: Oh, yes, I know. It's that gooey stuff you fall into and I have to get you out of at least once a week. Sometimes twice! Why, I've had to pinch you in Paducah, Peoria, Tacoma, Topeka, Johnstown, Jamestown, Augusta, Maine and Georgia! And if we get to New York, I'll pinch you there too.
- Jean Deyo: Don't you dare pinch me in New York.
- Patsy Deyo: Oh, yes I will. I'll pinch you, pinch you until you meet a good man!
- Jean Deyo: But, I want to meet a rich one.
- Jean Deyo: It's signed like all the others, just "Somebody." I wonder what sort of man he is?
- Patsy Deyo: I'll tell you dearie. He's fat, fifty, and hopeful. Not much hair and too much stomach.
- Jean Deyo: I was only trying to be a good neighbor. The least a girl can do is say no when an attractive man...
- Patsy Deyo: Shhh! I'd rather listen to Harry James.
- Patsy Deyo: [to multiple sailors on the street] We're having a little shindig at my house tonight, would you like to come along?
- Jean Deyo: Oh! The strong, silent type.
- [singing]
- Jean Deyo: My mother told me there'd be moments like this, What'll I do now? What'll I do now? My mother told me I'd be tempted to kiss? What'll I do now? What'll I do now? Once you get me in your arms, You'll have me in your clutch, Oh, not that I don't like your charms, But, I'm liable to like 'em too much! My mother told me there'd be fellas like you, What'll I do now? What am I gonna do now?
- Billy Kipp: I had a house with a spouse. And I had a kid. Just one son. What a cute little guy he was. Blue eyes - and all nose.
- Lina Romay: [singing] Don't you know its more romantic when the dance is slow
- Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra: Take it easy, Take it easy
- Lina Romay: What's the good of feeling high when all the lights are low
- Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra: Take it easy, Take it easy...
- Virginia O'Brien: [singing] I'm the gal the guys refer to as the Cuban Rave, Every man I meet would like to be my slave...
- Marine Sergeant: Gee, you're a swell dancer.
- Canteen Dancer: Well, I get lots of practice. I do four shows a day. All the girls you see in here, in costumes, drop in between shows.
- Marine Sergeant: Do you have to go get another show tonight?
- Canteen Dancer: Mmm-hmm. But, I'll be back.
- Marine Sergeant: You will? I would say, you really ought to be resting. Look, why don't you take a little nap.
- Canteen Dancer: Thanks!
- [puts her head on his shoulder while they're dancing]
- Ben Blue: Billy Kipp, you're a great comic. What are you doing here in an office?
- Billy Kipp: Why, I'm an executive!
- Ben Blue: I think you're a dope.
- Billy Kipp: One could be both, Mr. Blue.
- Patsy Deyo: Why, the old - old dodo!
- Billy Kipp: Old, yes. But no dodo, he. They say he's very well preserved for his age.
- Patsy Deyo: I'll preserve him. I'll pickle him!
- Patsy Deyo: Goodbye, sailor.
- John Dyckman Brown III: I'll show you out.
- John Dyckman Brown II: No, I will.
- John Dyckman Brown I: No, I will!
- Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra: [singing] Babalu aye, Babalu aye
- Lina Romay: Babalu, Babalu, Babalu aye
- Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra: Babalu aye, Babalu aye...
- Jean Deyo: Gee, why, he's got millions - and millions!
- Patsy Deyo: Only sixty.
- Jean Deyo: Weeeee! Oh, well, I guess we can get by on it.
- Billy Kipp: [singing] Ink a dinka dee, a dinka doo, a dinka dee, Oh what a tune for croonin', Ink a dinka dee, a dinka doo, a dinka dee, It's got the whole world spoonin'...
- Patsy Deyo: You're... not 'Somebody?'
- John Dyckman Brown I: I beg your pardon.
- Patsy Deyo: Uh... you're Mr. J. Dyckman Brown?
- John Dyckman Brown I: Yes.
- Patsy Deyo: Then you're 'Somebody.' Aren't you?
- John Dyckman Brown I: Tell me, does what you're saying make sense to you?
- Patsy Deyo: Doesn't it to you?
- John Dyckman Brown I: Not the slightest.
- Patsy Deyo: Uh, you're not 'Somebody.' You must be somebody else.
- Patsy Deyo: You oughta be ashamed, at your age. A nice looking gentleman like you behaving like a billy goat.
- John Dyckman Brown I: I?
- Patsy Deyo: Yes.
- John Dyckman Brown I: Recently?
- Patsy Deyo: Right now.
- John Dyckman Brown I: Who are you?
- Patsy Deyo: I'm her sister.
- John Dyckman Brown I: Her sis... who's sister?
- Patsy Deyo: The sister you're trying to buy.
- John Dyckman Brown I: This is my son, Miss Deyo.
- John Dyckman Brown II: How do you do!
- Patsy Deyo: How do you do!
- John Dyckman Brown I: She's your Miss Deyo's sister.
- John Dyckman Brown II: My Miss Deyo?
- John Dyckman Brown I: Orchids, pianos, potatoes...
- Patsy Deyo: No, no potatoes.
- John Dyckman Brown I: No potatoes! Donuts?
- Patsy Deyo: [to John Brown I] I don't think he's 'Somebody' either.
- John Dyckman Brown II: All this is most interesting, but it could be clearer.
- John Dyckman Brown I: Jack, have you been wooing...
- Patsy Deyo: Trying to woo.
- John Dyckman Brown I: Trying to woo this young lady's sister?
- John Dyckman Brown I: Hello, Jack.
- John Dyckman Brown II: Oh, hello, father.
- John Dyckman Brown I: This is her sister.
- John Dyckman Brown II: Her... would you mind saying that again?
- John Dyckman Brown I: She's her sister.
- John Dyckman Brown II: She's her... . You mean she's her own sister?
- John Dyckman Brown I: Wait a minute. I think I see a glimmer of light through the fog. Come with me, Miss uh...
- Patsy Deyo: Deyo.