The Bishop's Wife (1947)

Loretta Young: Julia Brougham

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• Dudley : The world changes, but two things remain constant... Youth and Beauty. They're really one in the same thing.

  Julia Brougham : Yes. The trouble is, people grow old.

  Dudley : Not everybody. The only people who grow old were born old to begin with.

• Dudley : Supposing I told you I came from another planet. Would you believe me?

  Prof. Wutheridge : I don't know.

  Julia Brougham : I'd believe you, Dudley.

  Dudley : And you'd be right, Julia, as always. We all come from our own little planets. That's why we're all different. That's what makes life interesting.

• Julia Brougham : Oh Dudley, I never know when you are joking or serious.

  Dudley : I'm at my most serious when I'm joking.

• Dudley : I don't want to leave.

  Julia Brougham : Why?

  Dudley : There are few people who know the secret of making a heaven here on earth. You are one of those rare people.

• Julia Brougham : Well, you should have seen him with Professor Wutheridge. He knows more about history than the professor.

  Henry Brougham : He's been at it longer.

• Sylvester : Oh, you got a preacher with you.

  Julia Brougham : Uh, this is my...

  Sylvester : Oh, I know. There's gonna be a wedding ceremony - you and Dudley.

  Julia Brougham : Sylvester, this is my husband, Bishop Brougham.

  Henry Brougham : How do you do.

  Sylvester : Oh.

• Julia Brougham : I am wicked.

  Dudley : If you are, so am I. And that's impossible.

• Julia Brougham : Darling, you must never say never.

• Prof. Wutheridge : Same trouble with my book. Can't find the words.

  Dudley : [holding up an old Roman coin]  Even when you had this coin to inspire you?

  Julia Brougham : Why, that's the one that you gave to Henry, professor.

  Dudley : Yes, I, uh, I stole it off the table.

  Prof. Wutheridge : You wasted your time, Dudley. It's worthless.

  Dudley : Oh, on the contrary. This is one of the rarest of all antiquities. Only 100 of these coins were minted by Julius Caesar 2000 years ago. That was when Cleopatra visited Rome. Presumably, these coins were used to pay her hotel bill.

  Prof. Wutheridge : I never knew that.

  Dudley : Well, nobody knew about it, except, uh, Caesar's wife.

  Julia Brougham : She was suspicious?

  Dudley : Definitely. She did *not* share her husband's admiration for Cleopatra. So she had these coins destroyed, melted into ornaments for herself. This is the one she missed. It's an unwritten chapter in history, and you, professor, will write it.

  Prof. Wutheridge : [showing some growing curiosity]  Do you know any more stories like that?

  Dudley : Oh, any number of them.

  Prof. Wutheridge : You're a curious fellow, Dudley.

  Julia Brougham : Have you just begun to notice that?

• Prof. Wutheridge : Dudley...

  Dudley : Yes, my friend?

  Prof. Wutheridge : There's one thing that troubles me. One thing I wish I knew.

  Dudley : What's that?

  Prof. Wutheridge : Well, I'm an old man. That history is a tremendous task. I wonder... will I have time to finish it?

  Dudley : You'll finish your history, Professor. You'll have time.

  Prof. Wutheridge : I believe you, Dudley.

  Prof. Wutheridge : [Dudley hands him the old Roman coin]  You know, for quite a while now, every time I pass the cemetery, I've felt as if I were apartment hunting.

  Julia Brougham : [Julia and Dudley are heading for the door]  Goodbye, Professor.

  Prof. Wutheridge : You've given an old man a very happy afternoon... God bless you both.

  Dudley : Thank you. I'll pass that recommendation along.

• Prof. Wutheridge : How about dropping into my humble diggings for a bit of Yuletide cheer?

  [Dudley and Julia agree, and the trio head off to the professor's place] 

  Prof. Wutheridge : There's a little sherry left. It's rather inferior grade, but potable.

  Dudley : [noticing the Christmas tree]  Professor, I see you're quite a religious man.

  Prof. Wutheridge : What makes you think that?

  Dudley : You have an angel on your tree.

  Prof. Wutheridge : Well, Julia gave me that years ago.

  Julia Brougham : Why, your tree is beautiful, Professor.

  Prof. Wutheridge : It's disgraceful! However, it gives me the illusion of peace on earth, good will toward men.

• Dudley : I don't want to leave.

  Julia Brougham : Why?

  Dudley : Few people know the secret of making a heaven here on earth. You are one of those rare people.

• Julia Brougham : Why don't you show us the manuscript of your book, professor? Will you?

  Prof. Wutheridge : My book?

  Julia Brougham : Yes, please.

  Prof. Wutheridge : Oh, no, no, no, no.

  Dudley : You're writing one?

  Prof. Wutheridge : Yes.

  [... then gives Dudley a suspicious look] 

  Prof. Wutheridge : You didn't know?

  Dudley : You didn't tell me.

  Prof. Wutheridge : I described that book in detail in the course of lectures I gave at the university in Vienna. *All* my pupils heard me.

  Prof. Wutheridge : [turning to Julia]  Now I'm certain this fellow's an impostor.

  Dudley : Oh, *that* book? I thought you'd finished that years ago.

  Prof. Wutheridge : I'll tell you... I'll tell you about my book. For 20 years I've been talking about it. I've been promising the publishers that it would be delivered next spring. The funny part of it is, in all that time, I haven't written one word. Not one word.

  Julia Brougham : Why not?

  Prof. Wutheridge : I couldn't think of anything original to say. Just the same old monotonous history, dry as dust. That's the whole story of my life. Frustration. It's a chronic disease... and it's incurable.

  Prof. Wutheridge : [continues]  Once I was madly... Once I was madly in love with a girl. My friends, she was a vision of delight. A pure enchantress.

  Julia Brougham : Why, you've never told me about that.

  Prof. Wutheridge : No, that's just the trouble. I never told her about it either. I couldn't find the words. So she married an athlete. A great hulking oaf who never even reached the eighth grade. But he knew how to say, "I love you." Same trouble with my book. Can't find the words.

• Dudley : [At Michel's restaurant, Dudley has been holding Julia's hand, to tell her fortune. Now he notices that the three ladies from the Cathedral Committee are thick in gossip]  Excuse me, Julia. Gotta do something about that.

  [He goes to the ladies' table] 

  Dudley : Do forgive me coming to your table. My name is Dudley. I believe you're all friends of Julia's. Would you care to join us?

  First Lady in Michel's : - Oh, no, thank you.

  Dudley : - Well, join us for some coffee? How about that? Do come over. Julia would be delighted.

  First Lady in Michel's : - All right.

  Second Lady : - Well, that'd be lovely.

  Third Lady : - That's very nice.

  Dudley : - Just over here.

  [He shows them to the table, where Julia greets them] 

  Julia Brougham : Hello, Mrs Caster. How are you? Nice to see you. Hello. How are you?

  Dudley : Michel, bring us three Benedictines.

  [thinking again] 

  Dudley : No, no. Make it three Stingers.

  Michel : - Oui, monsieur.

• Henry Brougham : [the meeting with Mrs. Hamilton has just concluded]  What a ghastly afternoon. What a ghastly woman. And I trust she understood that I have no intention of being strangled by her purse strings.

  Julia Brougham : Oh, she did, and I was proud of you.

  Henry Brougham : I had a most un-Christian impulse to take those blueprints and give her a good whack over the... mink coat.

  Julia Brougham : I thought you stood up to her magnificently.

  Henry Brougham : I appreciate your appreciation, but what about my cathedral?

  Julia Brougham : May I make a suggestion, Henry? Why not postpone the cathedral? At least forget about it until after Christmas.

  Henry Brougham : Impossible. The house of God cannot just be put off. This cathedral must rise. Plenty of other rich people in this town, and if I had to enlist their financial enthusiasm, then I shall have to take advantage of their Yuletide spirit.

  Julia Brougham : Oh, I can see it all now, the McWhithers, the Hornes, the Van Deusens. The luncheons, the committee meetings. And you, you there, flattering them, kowtowing to them, *begging* them.

  Henry Brougham : It's got to be done.

  Julia Brougham : Oh, Henry, if you could see your poor, harassed face.

  Henry Brougham : Well, you haven't done very much to help it!