- Denys Royd: I've always regarded you as a model of all the virtues.
- Adrian Barrasford: So did I, so did I.
- [groans]
- Adrian Barrasford: I, a Justice of the Peace, poached a salmon!
- Mildred Royd: A guest has arrived and wants a bath.
- Bella: A bath? Crikey!
- Mildred Royd: People shouldn't want to wash so thoroughly the minute they arrive in a strange place.
- Bella: And Friday afternoon at that!
- Adrian Barrasford: [Justice of the peace, to Arthur Royd after they poached a fish the night before and only Sam was caught] No, I warn you. I shall fine us very heavily.