Return of the Bad Men (1948)

Randolph Scott: Vance

Quotes 

• John Pettit : [as Vance is shaving]  Hey!

  Vance : Hmmm?

  John Pettit : How long does it take to shave?

  Vance : Oh, about 15 or 20 minutes. Why?

  John Pettit : Lemme see now... 10 times 20 is...

  [mumbling] 

  John Pettit : Why that's over 2 hours a week times 52...

  [mumbling] 

  John Pettit : You realize you lose four full days out of your life every yesr just shavin' your whiskers off?

  Vance : Is that why you've got a beard?

  John Pettit : Sure! Why in 10 years you've wasted over a month! Think of it - a hull month wasted jest shavin'!

  Vance : Id nobody ever shaved, then everybody'd look like you.

  John Pettit : Whoa! What's wrong with that, yunh?

  John Pettit : [Vance holds mirror in front of John's face]  Awwwwww!