- [commenting on the girth of the new ranch hands]
- Roy Rogers: Cookie, if you don't quit hiring your relatives...
- Cookie Bullfincher: Well, Roy, after their mama died...
- Roy Rogers: ...we'll never be able to feed Europe!
- [Roy catches Caroline Bullfincher after she faints from seeing a mouse]
- Roy Rogers: I can tell she's your relation - she weights a ton!
- Cookie Bullfincher: Oh, she ain't that big.
- Roy Rogers: How old did you say she was?
- Cookie Bullfincher: Oh, well, let's see. When I left...
- [the "unconcious" Caroline whacks him in the stomach]
- Cookie Bullfincher: ... oh, ow! Ah, I don't rightly remember, Roy.
- Roy Rogers: Well, you know how we tell the age of horses don't you?
- Cookie Bullfincher: Look at their teeth?
- Roy Rogers: Right!